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This one here was really easy to pattern....he came to my front door on the third week of every month! All i had to do was sit and wait.....
I was going for the whole "Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!" but since tigers are endangered, I got something just as scary!
...and the most merciless creature of all, the AUDITOR!
I got this one downtown, but once I bagged him it was hard to find anybody who was experienced with auditor taxidermy, so I had to get the same guy who did my bear. I think it still turned out pretty well.
That one right there. He ain't very pretty, but that mount holds a special place in my heart.
I filled the bait barrel with outdated receipts and he never saw it coming!
The bear... $3,000,
The Lion...$10,000
The Auditor...Priceless!
I got that one just outside of the casino as he was distracted by a big winner on the slots. Never saw me at all, Easiest trophy I've ever taken.
I actually think the other one had a bit more hair but who could pass on him with a honker like that....
Great hunts, great stories, but the best of all is that one right in the middle, never gonna bother me again!
I told him the last time he called that if he kept calling I would hunt him and tan his hide and hang him.
That one there thought that he was coming to collect on 5 years of back taxes, little did he know that i'd purposefully set that up to bait him.
....It was in self defense really.He was stalking me.I threw my wallet and that distracted him long enough for me to get a shot off.
It's funny, under the current government regulations these boogers are flourishing outside their generally urban habitat. I bagged this guy in one of those rural management programs.
"Ya know, James, I ordered it from a catalog. The ad said it was a 'Trophy of an Ass." I thought it'd be a nice donkey mount, but this works too."
and obviously, that one is my favorite trophy...
"I've used a lot of tax attorneys, but YOU, my friend, get the job done."
"i know what my next whats going to be to jed, Did you ever like that Biology teacher senior year?"
Sure Ted, a lion or a bear will kill you quick, but those auditors, well they'll just bleed you till you got nothing left..then they come back for more...not that guy...got him before he could get me!
The hunt was easy, getting the permit was tough...but you know the government, it's all about the submitting the right forms!
Are you ready for another beer?
Man Ive seen some strange mounts, but never a shoulder mount on a weasel before.
Nah.....He was following the miss's home one day and I thought he was a stalker te he he
"The taxidermist messed up the eyes on this one, I got a full refund."
I dropped this one with my Beeman 1040...he went down EZ!
What can I say, It was tax season and I had a tag for varmits
"I know what my next one is going to be to Jed, did you ever like that biology teacher senior year?"
Its oh so tricking picking the best IRS Auditor out of the bunch, They all dress the same, So you look for the one holding the most files, sweaty palms and forehead,some lunch left on his shirt is alway a good sign he is a mature auditor. Oh and he'll have a number more pens then the others and be very pale the paler the better.
I thought I smelld a rat
The taxidermist said he would do it for free because this is the same auditor that nailed him last year. He said paybacks a b**** thats why its done so bad.
Don't forget that immediately after harvest, you must attach your tag, with lines 1, 3, 4 and 7 completely filled out.
Getting him was easy. The hard part was getting him back into the states. I was told all I had to do was fill out a 1040 E.Z form. Not the case though, I had to itemize everything on the long form. The worst part is, it's the ugliest thing I ever killed!
The hard part is trying to get someone to mount him, the rest was a walk in the park; literally.
"You see, back in the old days auditors like this one were dangerous game. No need to hunt them, they hunted you. Just isnt the same these days, especially after they started this new 'turbo tax management.' They sure dont come around like they used to."
I now have every species of dangerous game from all areas of the world; the jungle, the deep woods, and the office.
After I got bored with dangerous game hunting, I tried hunt the most hated creatures. A divorce lawyer next on my list.
After I got bored with dangerous game hunting, I tried hunting the most hated creatures. A divorce lawyer is next on my list.
he 'aint a record, but boy oh boy did it feel good when i got em
Congratulations to happyg21 for this week's winning caption:
"Man Ive seen some strange mounts, but never a shoulder mount on a weasel before."
How can anyone be against hunting that one ??
what the heck? who won they should post it up
I know a Canadian thats got 4 a them nasty critters in his trophy room to brag about.
a blind.... heck, dont need one fer them critters cause they's as bold as can be.
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I actually think the other one had a bit more hair but who could pass on him with a honker like that....
This one here was really easy to pattern....he came to my front door on the third week of every month! All i had to do was sit and wait.....
...and the most merciless creature of all, the AUDITOR!
That one right there. He ain't very pretty, but that mount holds a special place in my heart.
I filled the bait barrel with outdated receipts and he never saw it coming!
The bear... $3,000,
The Lion...$10,000
The Auditor...Priceless!
I got that one just outside of the casino as he was distracted by a big winner on the slots. Never saw me at all, Easiest trophy I've ever taken.
That one there thought that he was coming to collect on 5 years of back taxes, little did he know that i'd purposefully set that up to bait him.
....It was in self defense really.He was stalking me.I threw my wallet and that distracted him long enough for me to get a shot off.
"Ya know, James, I ordered it from a catalog. The ad said it was a 'Trophy of an Ass." I thought it'd be a nice donkey mount, but this works too."
and obviously, that one is my favorite trophy...
"I've used a lot of tax attorneys, but YOU, my friend, get the job done."
"i know what my next whats going to be to jed, Did you ever like that Biology teacher senior year?"
The hunt was easy, getting the permit was tough...but you know the government, it's all about the submitting the right forms!
Man Ive seen some strange mounts, but never a shoulder mount on a weasel before.
Nah.....He was following the miss's home one day and I thought he was a stalker te he he
Congratulations to happyg21 for this week's winning caption:
"Man Ive seen some strange mounts, but never a shoulder mount on a weasel before."
I was going for the whole "Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!" but since tigers are endangered, I got something just as scary!
I got this one downtown, but once I bagged him it was hard to find anybody who was experienced with auditor taxidermy, so I had to get the same guy who did my bear. I think it still turned out pretty well.
Great hunts, great stories, but the best of all is that one right in the middle, never gonna bother me again!
I told him the last time he called that if he kept calling I would hunt him and tan his hide and hang him.
It's funny, under the current government regulations these boogers are flourishing outside their generally urban habitat. I bagged this guy in one of those rural management programs.
Sure Ted, a lion or a bear will kill you quick, but those auditors, well they'll just bleed you till you got nothing left..then they come back for more...not that guy...got him before he could get me!
Are you ready for another beer?
"The taxidermist messed up the eyes on this one, I got a full refund."
I dropped this one with my Beeman 1040...he went down EZ!
What can I say, It was tax season and I had a tag for varmits
"I know what my next one is going to be to Jed, did you ever like that biology teacher senior year?"
Its oh so tricking picking the best IRS Auditor out of the bunch, They all dress the same, So you look for the one holding the most files, sweaty palms and forehead,some lunch left on his shirt is alway a good sign he is a mature auditor. Oh and he'll have a number more pens then the others and be very pale the paler the better.
I thought I smelld a rat
The taxidermist said he would do it for free because this is the same auditor that nailed him last year. He said paybacks a b**** thats why its done so bad.
Don't forget that immediately after harvest, you must attach your tag, with lines 1, 3, 4 and 7 completely filled out.
Getting him was easy. The hard part was getting him back into the states. I was told all I had to do was fill out a 1040 E.Z form. Not the case though, I had to itemize everything on the long form. The worst part is, it's the ugliest thing I ever killed!
The hard part is trying to get someone to mount him, the rest was a walk in the park; literally.
"You see, back in the old days auditors like this one were dangerous game. No need to hunt them, they hunted you. Just isnt the same these days, especially after they started this new 'turbo tax management.' They sure dont come around like they used to."
I now have every species of dangerous game from all areas of the world; the jungle, the deep woods, and the office.
After I got bored with dangerous game hunting, I tried hunt the most hated creatures. A divorce lawyer next on my list.
After I got bored with dangerous game hunting, I tried hunting the most hated creatures. A divorce lawyer is next on my list.
he 'aint a record, but boy oh boy did it feel good when i got em
How can anyone be against hunting that one ??
what the heck? who won they should post it up
I know a Canadian thats got 4 a them nasty critters in his trophy room to brag about.
a blind.... heck, dont need one fer them critters cause they's as bold as can be.
Post a Comment (200 characters or less)