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I'm going for the experienced hunter look with these rags I'm wearing!
I told you earl not to spray that come'er deer all over you thats not how it works!
I wont tell you what they did when i had the doe in heat sprayed on me.
I dont think Tred Barta has anything to worry about from me!
Hmmm, you WERE right. Bow hunting grizzlies WAS a bad idea.
Good thing that briar patch broke my fall when I tripped on my shoelaces!
to make a long story short, turns out the new broad heads are no good on bigfoot...
"I've decided the best way to hunt BEAR, is with your clothes OFF."
"Then the bear said to me, YOUR NOT HERE FOR THE HUNTING, ARE YOU?
Don't even get me started, my wife really didn't want me to go hunting today..
Well, you told me to get ripped for this grueling hunt, so i did.
"I guess the only reason he didn't finish me off was he must have noticed this modified harp I'm hunting with and had pity on me."
Yeah the attack wasn't the scary part, its the fact he smiled the whole time, Dick Chaney really needs anger management.
sylvester stallone really takes the whole rambo thing to heart
My ex-wife told me she'd find me i thought ha you get lost in lowe's, talk about a backfire on my part
Good going Wilber-I told you it was posted property-But i did not know the owner of the land was going to be dressed up in a deer suit to catch poachers-Thats why i shot it-Ya-Good thing you only wounded him in the but
"Yes, I know, I forgot my hat. Nobody is perfect, okay!"
"You wouldn't happen to have any cover scent would you?"
"well I guess you were right buck lure doesn't work like cologne"
"Well, I don't really ever throw anything out..."
Falling out of my stand wasn't so bad, it's hitting all the steps on the way down that hurts.
Some of those anti hunters are more violent than they look. It's a good thing I had my bear spray with me.
This breakup camo is great, it's actually breaking up.
Well Joe. Here is what happened. That bear kicked my butt and laughed at me for trying to use an expandable broadhead!!
hmmm guess i should of thought about hunting today cause my wife beat my butt for forgetting today was our anneversery yup ill be sleeping on the couch for awhile
"So, yep, that's my story. And that's why you should NEVER go hunting with Dick Cheney."
You clearly can afford a Merkel and I can't!
At least he only got my clothes. Dude, yer forhead's missing!!!
...And that's why you never use peanut butter as an attractant. You never want to disappoint a hungry raccoon.
I told you these cupid replica bows wouldn't take down a grizzly!
Yep, I spilled biscuits and gravy on my shirt this morning. I thought, "It won't be so bad, I'll just use cover spray." It worked, I saw plenty of deer... until a few hungry squirrels got wind of me. They actually ate the stains out of my clothes.
If I was wearing boots like you instead of these runnin shoes I woulda never been able to out run that Bear!!
This is my way of convincing the little missy I am not just out seeing another woman!
Excuse me sir, would you know the way to the nearest road? I've been out here since last bow season.
When you said we were going to try hunting alligator with a bow i thought you said we had to stay in the water to shoot one.
So, I told her. It's the first day of archery season. Just try and stop me!
I tried make my own Mothwing camo but it kind of backfired.
"Either im getting a lower tree stand, or im putting a ladder up"
When my arrow hit him with that blunt tip, boy was he mad. That damn moose charged me and look at me now
When you said you were working out, I didn't realize it so you could out run me and not the bear.
On the next bear chase , you do the calling and i'l forget the wind and just hunt.
So "THATS" why it says on the bottle, "Do Not Apply to clothing, you may be aattacked" huh?
You're looking at the latest Jack Links "Messin with Sasquatch" star!
What? The economy is rough, you have to prioritize.
The last thing i remember is laughing at her back woods style of relieveing herself.
How much for the hat?
''something about a hair-skin rug''
I thought it was funny has heck when that aarow stuck in his but, boy was I wrong
Don't say a word jack. i believe you buck's can attack human's during the rutt.
No more hunting in bigfoot's territory. That's what he said to me. #!@%*%@ Sasquatch ruined my elk stalk.
"Would you believe me if I told you that I was Cupid?"
"FAIR CHASE, bull, I dont think it very fair when I am the only one doing the DANG chasing!"
Congratulations to our winner from PA_Hunter for "So, I told her. It's the first day of archery season. Just try and stop me!" Thank you to everyone for playing. Check back at the end of the week for another caption contest and a chance to win OL gear!
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"Then the bear said to me, YOUR NOT HERE FOR THE HUNTING, ARE YOU?
Good thing that briar patch broke my fall when I tripped on my shoelaces!
Yeah the attack wasn't the scary part, its the fact he smiled the whole time, Dick Chaney really needs anger management.
sylvester stallone really takes the whole rambo thing to heart
My ex-wife told me she'd find me i thought ha you get lost in lowe's, talk about a backfire on my part
Some of those anti hunters are more violent than they look. It's a good thing I had my bear spray with me.
This breakup camo is great, it's actually breaking up.
You clearly can afford a Merkel and I can't!
At least he only got my clothes. Dude, yer forhead's missing!!!
When you said we were going to try hunting alligator with a bow i thought you said we had to stay in the water to shoot one.
So, I told her. It's the first day of archery season. Just try and stop me!
Don't say a word jack. i believe you buck's can attack human's during the rutt.
I'm going for the experienced hunter look with these rags I'm wearing!
I told you earl not to spray that come'er deer all over you thats not how it works!
I wont tell you what they did when i had the doe in heat sprayed on me.
I dont think Tred Barta has anything to worry about from me!
Hmmm, you WERE right. Bow hunting grizzlies WAS a bad idea.
to make a long story short, turns out the new broad heads are no good on bigfoot...
"I've decided the best way to hunt BEAR, is with your clothes OFF."
Don't even get me started, my wife really didn't want me to go hunting today..
Well, you told me to get ripped for this grueling hunt, so i did.
"I guess the only reason he didn't finish me off was he must have noticed this modified harp I'm hunting with and had pity on me."
Good going Wilber-I told you it was posted property-But i did not know the owner of the land was going to be dressed up in a deer suit to catch poachers-Thats why i shot it-Ya-Good thing you only wounded him in the but
"Yes, I know, I forgot my hat. Nobody is perfect, okay!"
"You wouldn't happen to have any cover scent would you?"
"well I guess you were right buck lure doesn't work like cologne"
"Well, I don't really ever throw anything out..."
Falling out of my stand wasn't so bad, it's hitting all the steps on the way down that hurts.
Well Joe. Here is what happened. That bear kicked my butt and laughed at me for trying to use an expandable broadhead!!
hmmm guess i should of thought about hunting today cause my wife beat my butt for forgetting today was our anneversery yup ill be sleeping on the couch for awhile
"So, yep, that's my story. And that's why you should NEVER go hunting with Dick Cheney."
...And that's why you never use peanut butter as an attractant. You never want to disappoint a hungry raccoon.
I told you these cupid replica bows wouldn't take down a grizzly!
Yep, I spilled biscuits and gravy on my shirt this morning. I thought, "It won't be so bad, I'll just use cover spray." It worked, I saw plenty of deer... until a few hungry squirrels got wind of me. They actually ate the stains out of my clothes.
If I was wearing boots like you instead of these runnin shoes I woulda never been able to out run that Bear!!
This is my way of convincing the little missy I am not just out seeing another woman!
Excuse me sir, would you know the way to the nearest road? I've been out here since last bow season.
I tried make my own Mothwing camo but it kind of backfired.
"Either im getting a lower tree stand, or im putting a ladder up"
When my arrow hit him with that blunt tip, boy was he mad. That damn moose charged me and look at me now
When you said you were working out, I didn't realize it so you could out run me and not the bear.
On the next bear chase , you do the calling and i'l forget the wind and just hunt.
So "THATS" why it says on the bottle, "Do Not Apply to clothing, you may be aattacked" huh?
You're looking at the latest Jack Links "Messin with Sasquatch" star!
What? The economy is rough, you have to prioritize.
The last thing i remember is laughing at her back woods style of relieveing herself.
How much for the hat?
''something about a hair-skin rug''
I thought it was funny has heck when that aarow stuck in his but, boy was I wrong
No more hunting in bigfoot's territory. That's what he said to me. #!@%*%@ Sasquatch ruined my elk stalk.
"Would you believe me if I told you that I was Cupid?"
"FAIR CHASE, bull, I dont think it very fair when I am the only one doing the DANG chasing!"
Congratulations to our winner from PA_Hunter for "So, I told her. It's the first day of archery season. Just try and stop me!" Thank you to everyone for playing. Check back at the end of the week for another caption contest and a chance to win OL gear!
Post a Comment (200 characters or less)