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According to page 5, section C, article 4, I do not have to fetch anything during the Dog Days of Summer!
As you can see Mr. Gaylord, I am experienced in taking commands, catching vermin, and keeping my nose pointed only to the business at hand.
I really need this job. I'm desperate. I held on to the bird just a little too much and out I went.
As you can see my resume is very diverse. I have hunted every type of animal and I have the meanest growl you will ever hear.
I know the seasons over but I'm hoping you can fetch up some oppurtunities for summer work.
Hello Sir. I would like to intro SQUIRRELL!!!!! Hello Sir. I would like to introduce myself.
" I'd like to apply for retirement, retrieving all those ducks is a pain in the butt"
I admit I don't look as mean as a German Shepherd or Doberman Pinscher. But I make up for it with the ability of smelling trouble a mile away.
Well see, he kept hitting me and i swear all i was doing was relieving myself on his tire....
I know I have a bladder problem & I got really bad arthritis in my knees & just a litle old plus my teeth are worn out from fetching birds. I give you my word my mohawk will make up for all that!
After three years of being Dick Cheney's hunting dog, I'm desperate. I'll take any job you got. I can learn to be a seeing eye dog if that helps. Please, you gotta help me.
YA, BOSS YA KNOW I'VE GOT MANY FINE QUALITIES: I POINT, I DIG HOLES, I SNIFF REAR, I LICK WOUNDS, CHASE QUAIL, RUN DOWN DEER, AND BEG ON MY HIND HAUNCHES, I WORK CHEAP, ANYTHING ELSE YA NEED???????
They took down my ad on Craig's List... so I'm looking for other ways to offer my stud services!
No, my bark isn't worse than my bite. Ummm.... I mean I don't bark that much. And I don't bite, either. Well, I could if needed. Can we start this interview over again?
Well, let's put it this way. If my owner could shoot, I wouldn't be here!
Well, let's put it this way. If my owner could shoot, I wouldn't be here!
I've been getting up before dawn my entire life, and then working out in the cold. Do you have any night work, and, indoors?
Yes sir, it's true I ran away from my last job but I never really gave much thought to what I would actually do with a car once I caught it.....
"No, not opposed at all to lab work."
As I said before sir, if my master could shoot I would'nt even be here.
As you can see on my resume sir, I have plenty of experience in tracking and pointing. I served as a bomb sniffing dog in Iraq, but I don't see how that would qualify me as a national security threat.
A high-paying, short-term job at a medical research facility? I think NOT.
Employment office? I'm looking for the Bailout office!
Listen up, buddy. You wear a tie. I wear a collar. See how we're the same?
Trust me, this economy has NOT gone to the dogs!
Of Course I'm bilingual, "meow"...see?
Well, I've never had a paid security position but i have been chasing trespassing mailmen off my property since i was a pup, that should be enough experience .
If you keep quiet about it I accept treats under the table.
she said if i chose hunting over her to just stay gone,sure am going to miss that bitch.
Personal body guard for a guy named Morris? I don't want to sound finicky but, what else have you got?
Oh one elvis song puts all us hound dogs on the list of lazy, Sir i can promise i rarely cry also i can catch a rabbit and ill be a friend of yours. I think my resume states that somewhere
where is the closest fire hydrant interviews make me nervous
Reservations? Yes, I make reservations. I also reload cartridges, clean firearms, set up tents, and cook breakfast.
Breed? I'm a Belvedere.
I told you already buck, I am no longer going to sniff for anthrax, I cannot even taste my own butt. Honestly how am I going to retire a happy life if I cant even do that?
im here suing my owner cause they told me i was going to the vet for shots and i ended up getting nuetered so now my wife wants a divorce so now im here!!!!!
yes sir, i know i'm over qualified to be the next supreme court justice/butt this obama dude is going to have us all living in a dog house.
…and the only other opportunity you have is protection detail for Michael Vick? I guess the job with Dick Cheney will do.
And does Social Security for a dog run out of money? or are we just going to be payed in dog treats?
"Your resume is impressive, but your interests don't seem to be realistic. Brian from Family Guy is on contract for another 3 seasons, and house dogs...well....they are just a dime a dozen these days. How do feel about becoming a bear hunting dog?"
Congratulations to our winner Donnie the bull for his caption, "According to page 5, section C, article 4, I do not have to fetch anything during the Dog Days of Summer!" Check back later this week for another opportunity to win an OL gear prize pack!
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"No, not opposed at all to lab work."
According to page 5, section C, article 4, I do not have to fetch anything during the Dog Days of Summer!
Hello Sir. I would like to intro SQUIRRELL!!!!! Hello Sir. I would like to introduce myself.
Of Course I'm bilingual, "meow"...see?
If you keep quiet about it I accept treats under the table.
Personal body guard for a guy named Morris? I don't want to sound finicky but, what else have you got?
yes sir, i know i'm over qualified to be the next supreme court justice/butt this obama dude is going to have us all living in a dog house.
As you can see Mr. Gaylord, I am experienced in taking commands, catching vermin, and keeping my nose pointed only to the business at hand.
I really need this job. I'm desperate. I held on to the bird just a little too much and out I went.
As you can see my resume is very diverse. I have hunted every type of animal and I have the meanest growl you will ever hear.
I know the seasons over but I'm hoping you can fetch up some oppurtunities for summer work.
" I'd like to apply for retirement, retrieving all those ducks is a pain in the butt"
I admit I don't look as mean as a German Shepherd or Doberman Pinscher. But I make up for it with the ability of smelling trouble a mile away.
Well see, he kept hitting me and i swear all i was doing was relieving myself on his tire....
I know I have a bladder problem & I got really bad arthritis in my knees & just a litle old plus my teeth are worn out from fetching birds. I give you my word my mohawk will make up for all that!
After three years of being Dick Cheney's hunting dog, I'm desperate. I'll take any job you got. I can learn to be a seeing eye dog if that helps. Please, you gotta help me.
YA, BOSS YA KNOW I'VE GOT MANY FINE QUALITIES: I POINT, I DIG HOLES, I SNIFF REAR, I LICK WOUNDS, CHASE QUAIL, RUN DOWN DEER, AND BEG ON MY HIND HAUNCHES, I WORK CHEAP, ANYTHING ELSE YA NEED???????
They took down my ad on Craig's List... so I'm looking for other ways to offer my stud services!
No, my bark isn't worse than my bite. Ummm.... I mean I don't bark that much. And I don't bite, either. Well, I could if needed. Can we start this interview over again?
Well, let's put it this way. If my owner could shoot, I wouldn't be here!
Well, let's put it this way. If my owner could shoot, I wouldn't be here!
I've been getting up before dawn my entire life, and then working out in the cold. Do you have any night work, and, indoors?
Yes sir, it's true I ran away from my last job but I never really gave much thought to what I would actually do with a car once I caught it.....
As I said before sir, if my master could shoot I would'nt even be here.
As you can see on my resume sir, I have plenty of experience in tracking and pointing. I served as a bomb sniffing dog in Iraq, but I don't see how that would qualify me as a national security threat.
A high-paying, short-term job at a medical research facility? I think NOT.
Employment office? I'm looking for the Bailout office!
Listen up, buddy. You wear a tie. I wear a collar. See how we're the same?
Trust me, this economy has NOT gone to the dogs!
Well, I've never had a paid security position but i have been chasing trespassing mailmen off my property since i was a pup, that should be enough experience .
she said if i chose hunting over her to just stay gone,sure am going to miss that bitch.
Oh one elvis song puts all us hound dogs on the list of lazy, Sir i can promise i rarely cry also i can catch a rabbit and ill be a friend of yours. I think my resume states that somewhere
where is the closest fire hydrant interviews make me nervous
Reservations? Yes, I make reservations. I also reload cartridges, clean firearms, set up tents, and cook breakfast.
Breed? I'm a Belvedere.
I told you already buck, I am no longer going to sniff for anthrax, I cannot even taste my own butt. Honestly how am I going to retire a happy life if I cant even do that?
im here suing my owner cause they told me i was going to the vet for shots and i ended up getting nuetered so now my wife wants a divorce so now im here!!!!!
…and the only other opportunity you have is protection detail for Michael Vick? I guess the job with Dick Cheney will do.
And does Social Security for a dog run out of money? or are we just going to be payed in dog treats?
"Your resume is impressive, but your interests don't seem to be realistic. Brian from Family Guy is on contract for another 3 seasons, and house dogs...well....they are just a dime a dozen these days. How do feel about becoming a bear hunting dog?"
Congratulations to our winner Donnie the bull for his caption, "According to page 5, section C, article 4, I do not have to fetch anything during the Dog Days of Summer!" Check back later this week for another opportunity to win an OL gear prize pack!
Post a Comment (200 characters or less)