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Send more Lakemaid beer.
WARNING
Fishing polls have been banned from the unnited states. Any violations of the law is punshable by the court of law.
Sonia Sotomayor
We only take low-fat worms now!
Score:
Fish 5,
Fisherman 0
Out to Lunch.
Yuck! I'd like to see you eat that!
You call that bait. Come down here & I'll show you some bait.
Must have been written by a whitefish!
Stupid zen fish !!!
Guess I'm old school... they probably text these days.
Well, it is high in fiber and low in calories!
"We are too smart for you...we live in schools."
We just don't talk like we used to....
Cold fronts sure make them tight-lipped.
Heck, I can get the "Silent Treatment" at home from my wife !
This isn't my idea of a "note sent home from school."
Guess it was sent by a flatfish!
Dear Fisherman,
Turn on your cell phone. Your wife is trying to call you. And how did she get my number anyway?
Fish
For the love of God, put your shoes back on! We can smell your rotten ant stampers from down here!
Hey Harry, It's me Jonah. You gotta see how big the catfish are down here.
We know that the ecomomy is bad.. but come on no bait!!!
Throw the rest of your worms in and we'll let you keep what toes you have left
For a good time and a good fishing spot call 555-GILL.
"For the love of Poseidon cast somewhere else! I'm sick of idiots like you seeing me on my spawning bed and ripping lures by me. It's hard to sleep with that going on ya know."
"Send us down your lunch we could use a bite to eat."
out to lunch be back at 1:00 thank's .
It's my painting from last week. You like?
Next time bring BIGGER worms. HA,HA,HA
Signed,
"THE" Fish.
you shoulda been here last week'''
Human season opens June 15
All taking methods legal.
No limit.
Due to economic conditions we are limiting you to one bite and no keepers per person.
I want 3 dozen night crawlers for my famliy & 2 bottles of those samon eggs you are tight with. If you really want that photo for the fish photo contest for OL you will pay my demands.
P.S. We took your worm for a down payment
Leave now and we won't tell the alligators where you are.
I keeep fishing for a new idea but i keep reeling up blanks.
"Catching anything?"
Dear human, if you run into Steve_In_Heber, tell him to fish somewhere else. Yesterday he sent down 48 messages in a row and they were all stupid!
Sorry, cant play now, I'm in school.
You are in vilotation of new goverment regulations requiring the use of lead free weights, boidegradable monofiliment,safty glasses,
and leather free footweare. (no bare feet.)A law inforsement officer will contact you. have a nice day and good fishing.
Dear Sir,
RUN!
Sincerely,
Nessy
RETURNED TO SENDER!!
Signed,
Fish
Next time use the trash can, BOZO!!
Wade fishing is best here.
Sincerely,
The Tasty Fish
(Not the sharks, defintely not the sharks!)
Bait up one more time and you'll catch me. You can do it! May I request a cricket? Getting full on worms.
Try golf!
Nice try, but your wife already told us you'd be out here with a small worm.
No Shirt,
No Shoes,
NO SERVICE !
Congratulations to our winner MazPower for the caption "For a good time and a good fishing spot call 555-GILL." Stay tuned for another caption contest later this week and another chance to win OL gear!
Come on John...we don't spawn in your bedroom!!!
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you shoulda been here last week'''
Send more Lakemaid beer.
WARNING
Fishing polls have been banned from the unnited states. Any violations of the law is punshable by the court of law.
Sonia Sotomayor
Guess I'm old school... they probably text these days.
For the love of God, put your shoes back on! We can smell your rotten ant stampers from down here!
Next time bring BIGGER worms. HA,HA,HA
Signed,
"THE" Fish.
Score:
Fish 5,
Fisherman 0
Out to Lunch.
Hey Harry, It's me Jonah. You gotta see how big the catfish are down here.
Throw the rest of your worms in and we'll let you keep what toes you have left
For a good time and a good fishing spot call 555-GILL.
"Send us down your lunch we could use a bite to eat."
out to lunch be back at 1:00 thank's .
It's my painting from last week. You like?
I keeep fishing for a new idea but i keep reeling up blanks.
You are in vilotation of new goverment regulations requiring the use of lead free weights, boidegradable monofiliment,safty glasses,
and leather free footweare. (no bare feet.)A law inforsement officer will contact you. have a nice day and good fishing.
Dear Sir,
RUN!
Sincerely,
Nessy
RETURNED TO SENDER!!
Signed,
Fish
Next time use the trash can, BOZO!!
No Shirt,
No Shoes,
NO SERVICE !
We only take low-fat worms now!
Yuck! I'd like to see you eat that!
You call that bait. Come down here & I'll show you some bait.
Must have been written by a whitefish!
Stupid zen fish !!!
Well, it is high in fiber and low in calories!
"We are too smart for you...we live in schools."
We just don't talk like we used to....
Cold fronts sure make them tight-lipped.
Heck, I can get the "Silent Treatment" at home from my wife !
This isn't my idea of a "note sent home from school."
Guess it was sent by a flatfish!
Dear Fisherman,
Turn on your cell phone. Your wife is trying to call you. And how did she get my number anyway?
Fish
We know that the ecomomy is bad.. but come on no bait!!!
"For the love of Poseidon cast somewhere else! I'm sick of idiots like you seeing me on my spawning bed and ripping lures by me. It's hard to sleep with that going on ya know."
Human season opens June 15
All taking methods legal.
No limit.
Due to economic conditions we are limiting you to one bite and no keepers per person.
I want 3 dozen night crawlers for my famliy & 2 bottles of those samon eggs you are tight with. If you really want that photo for the fish photo contest for OL you will pay my demands.
P.S. We took your worm for a down payment
Leave now and we won't tell the alligators where you are.
"Catching anything?"
Dear human, if you run into Steve_In_Heber, tell him to fish somewhere else. Yesterday he sent down 48 messages in a row and they were all stupid!
Sorry, cant play now, I'm in school.
Wade fishing is best here.
Sincerely,
The Tasty Fish
(Not the sharks, defintely not the sharks!)
Bait up one more time and you'll catch me. You can do it! May I request a cricket? Getting full on worms.
Try golf!
Nice try, but your wife already told us you'd be out here with a small worm.
Congratulations to our winner MazPower for the caption "For a good time and a good fishing spot call 555-GILL." Stay tuned for another caption contest later this week and another chance to win OL gear!
Come on John...we don't spawn in your bedroom!!!
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