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Imagine the conversation:

Husband: “You know I’ve been thinking about updating the kitchen.”

Wife: “Really! That’s great. I’ve had my eye on some new cabinets for quite some time.”

Husband: “Cabinets!? Forget that! I was thinking about sinking a 50-foot hole in the kitchen so I could fish the underground river that runs beneath our house.”