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April 16, 2013
Contest: Write the Best Photo Caption, Win ArmaLite Gear - 141

ArmaLite wants to give you free gear, and all you have to do is write the funniest caption for this photo (yeah, that's a gun cloud).

The contest runs from now until May 15. Armalite's total prize package is worth $250 and includes:

- ArmaLite tactical rifle case
- ArmaLite sling
- ArmaLite logo 2g flash
- $35 ArmaLite banner
- Armalite camo carabineer
- ArmaLite camo carabineer retractable pen
- ArmaLite lapel pin
- ArmaLite camo beer koozie
- AR-50 t-shirt
- Long-sleeve ArmaLite t-shirt
- Black ArmaLite baseball hat
- ArmaLite precision box
- ArmaLite ear plugs
- $50 gift card

So get after it and write your caption in the comments section below.

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from CWhatzUp94 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

God is packin heat and thought he would conceal it in the clouds

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from CWhatzUp94 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

God is packin heat and thought he would conceal it in the clouds

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from foster wrote 1 year 10 weeks ago

"another one of those air light models"

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from foster wrote 1 year 10 weeks ago

"No I don't feel lucky, I forgot my Gunbrella"

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from Montanagyrene wrote 1 year 11 weeks ago

What did you THINK the noise was-thunder?

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from theguyc wrote 1 year 11 weeks ago

looks like Mr. Heston is still watching over us!

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from theguyc wrote 1 year 11 weeks ago

as loud as thunder and shoots lightening, is this on the ban list?

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from theguyc wrote 1 year 11 weeks ago

as loud as thunder and shoots lightening, is this on the ban list?

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from rm_kelly wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

ArmaLite's newest anti-missile defense system

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from rm_kelly wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

Go ahead N. Korea make my day!!

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from Sven_Katur wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

The Great Out Doors (G.O.D.) company is pleased to announce their new "Cloud 9" - the most powerful 9mm on the market today for personal defense (and eternal salvation)

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from Oneshot wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

I said "I want one" but my wife said "no way in Heaven!"

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from Daniel Fritz wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

That's what I call Secure Flight.

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from Daniel Fritz wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

PROOF MY GOD CAN KICK YOUR GODS A**.

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from Bruce Garson wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

This is how to report to a higher authority!

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from PA_Hunter wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

Do you still think my t-shirt is offensive?

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from Halfrack wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

It's just a 500 megajoule taser.

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from ROOFRAT wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

now you can also store your weapons in the cloud

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from martone wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

Even God believes in guns

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from Paul Swans wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

I said Lord if I should buy a new pistol send me a sign.

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from Paul Swans wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

I said Lord if I should buy a new pistol send me a sign.

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from HBhunter wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

The bill excludes 2,258 legitimate rain and storm clouds and weather systems by specific size and shape.

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from HBhunter wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

On May 2, Senator Feinstein introduced the Assault Clouds Ban of 2013, a bill to stop the formation, transfer, importation and inter-state travel of military-style assault clouds and high-capacity rainfall.

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from diegfris wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

Florida and guns go well together!

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from LakeTuna wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

"One nation under God"

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from LakeTuna wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

"You only have to look-up to see that you're being protested."

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from LakeTuna wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

"If Guns cause crime, then Clouds cause Rain"

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from LakeTuna wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

"Hallowed Be Thy Glock"

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from LakeTuna wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

"Nice Compact Gun, Just wait until they see my Full-size AR-24."

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from markmarko50 wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

...and yet another reminder that GOD is in control.

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from peter the elder wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

proof of our GOD-GIVEN right to bear arms

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from peter the elder wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

the right to bear arms-"DIVINE"

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from Robert Goeller wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

And God said if there is but 5 righteous in Congress I will not destroy DC

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from Tom-Tom wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

Go ahead, Congress, make my day.

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from Tom-Tom wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

Guess we know one diety left out of the Washington Post opinion survey.

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from dmo_usa wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Whatever it is I think I see, becomes an AR-24 to me!

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from dmo_usa wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Cloudy with a chance of freedom

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from evanb4 wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Next at 5, Several Mexican drug cartels flee back to home country upon sight of 1911 in the sky.

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from Cheryl Fairchild wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

*!*POOF*!* See I told you!

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from Cheryl Fairchild wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Right to the point

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from Cheryl Fairchild wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Um...Excuse me...

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from Oneshot wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Mike Bloomberg “Commissioner, you better check and see if there are only seven rounds in that gun”. Commissioner “Are you nuts, it’s your stupid law, you do it!”

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from blackwolf wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

"Second Amendment freedoms face gathering storm cloud"

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from blackwolf wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

"New high tech gun safe features cloud storage"

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from blackwolf wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

"God weighs in on gun debate"

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from Mark Holobaugh wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Attorney General Holder to President Obama:
I'm not going to ask God if he has his carry concealed license. You ask him!

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from Robert Danser wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

I'll give up my guns when God does!

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from barrymraugust wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Newest meteorology tool for tornado control.

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from demory11 wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

And The LORD said, "Thou shalt not take the Second Ammendment in vain."

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from Ed Hughes wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

The biggest and lightest 1911 available today

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from viperstang wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

God must like 1911's.

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from josh1911 wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Today's forecast cloudy with a chance of lead.

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from Wes Seals wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

I am floating on Cloud 9, 9mm that is.

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from CrowJS wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

From my cold, dead hand (and maybe not then!)

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from Dave Coogan wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Seeing this, liberals decided to tax the rain in the hope of limiting the amount of ammo.

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from Tyrone Nerdin Daye wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

I WONDER IF THAT CLOUD RAINS AMMO?

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from Tyrone Nerdin Daye wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

LOOK UP IN THE SKY!.... IT'S A BIRD...IT'S A PLANE, NO IT'S ....A GUN CLOUD ?

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from Tyrone Nerdin Daye wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

AND NOW A QUICK MESSAGE FROM THE GUN GODS!!

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from Mike Drake wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

north korea aint launchin nuttin with god on our side

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from Josh Crager wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Armalite. There is no higher authority.

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from Josh Crager wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Armalite. God carries one, You should too!

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from Josh Crager wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

"God shows us his AR-24 with threaded barrel"

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from Ryan Muir wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

This "God" person needs to be suspended for showing an image of a gun.

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from Josh Crager wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

God packs an AR-24. You should too.

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from Patti Perrone wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

We come to realize as the light fades, the end of days begins.

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from Oneshot wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Where can i get one, how much does it cost and can I afford to buy ammo?

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from peteyraymond wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Now I lay me down to sleep.
Dear Lord, please watch over all your sheep.

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from Drugbert51 wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

The Second Ammendment aka The Eleventh Commandment

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from davleeco wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Yeah, though I walk through the shadow of the Valley of Death, I fear no evil. For, thou art with me - big time!

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from davleeco wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Yeah, though I walk through the shadow of the Valley of Death, I fear no evil. For, thou art with me - big time!

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from llanier44 wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Hey Joe, is it just me, or does there seem to be a cloud hanging over our gun control rally? --Barack

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from diegfris wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Guns are good,...got it from a higher authority..lookup, believe it!

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from Leslie Hawkinson wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

If you ever look to the heavens for the correct opinion on firearm ownership, even He approves!

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from Grizzbear wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Here Obama , Back ground check this one

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from Bob Hansen wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Hi...

Keep it up, Obama...and God will rain all over you...!!

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from kalenzaj wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Size does matter!

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from Mark Bunn wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

I'd hate to be under that cloud when it opened up!

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from Bill Thurman wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Not some whispy dream...not pie in the sky...not just some vivid imagination...Armalite is the REAL DEAL !

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from garyalarson wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

America faces giant evil, thankfully Amalite brings a giant gun.

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from garyalarson wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

He is prepared for the coming storm...are you?

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from garyalarson wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

My city is protected...is yours?

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from garyalarson wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Armalite...either you are with us, or against us.

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from garyalarson wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Trying to find ammo in this city is impossible!

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from garyalarson wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Today's Armalite Forecast - 100% Protection

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from garyalarson wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

He deserves a vote.

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from garyalarson wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

He packs the New AR-24...what do you have?

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from David Oertle wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

In breaking news.....God showed his support for the second amendment today by displaying his favorite concealed carry weapon.

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from Wes TwoThirteen wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Joe Biden and Obama were willing to go though heaven and hell to ban guns but God cut them off at the pass, only one place left to go now boys.

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from BaboosicBomb wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Well, God convinced me I need to finally buy that ppk. Now if only he'd talk to my wife...

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from jaybird1959 wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

And as I rested,from a day of hunting I said god,is ok too own gun's? Nuff said.

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from trudeau wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Breaking News: "Latest form of comercial advertizing is now being studied. The experiment (shown) was a rehersal for an add to ban guns. The advertisment is scheduled to run at the same time as the vigil which will be going on in boston in a few days. The hopes are hi."

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from trudeau wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

CNN's latest atept at trying to ban guns.

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from Blake Andrews wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

The New York Times has reported that President Bush, growing tired of using his weather machine to assault poor people with hurricanes has now begun using it to produce High Capacity Assault type clouds with "unparalleled destructive power."
Up next: Pier Morgan debates the effects on Global Warming of this new "Assault Cloud."

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from JeffH20s wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Yea, though I walk through the valley of un-informed liberals, I will fear no evil,... my Glock and my "Judge", they comfort me.

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from huntfishtrap wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Who knew the Grim Reaper used a gun nowadays?

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from Blake Constantine wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

"Proof that we truly are endowed by our Creator with certain unalienable rights"; like the 2nd Amendment: The Declaration of Independence.

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from Nelson Futrell wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

My guardian angle carries.

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from Chueyee Xiong wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

So, that's God's own version of lightening and thunder.

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from Zack Sudler wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

From My Cold Dead Hand! Ha I say! I brought it with me!...Charlton Heston

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from Half-of-two wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

ArmaLite...We've got you covered.

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from Mario Munoz wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

After a recent string of attacks, even God carries.

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from Bryan James Hill wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Next to be banned: Assault Clouds. Precipitation limited to ten raindrops per cloud, seven raindrops in New York.

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from John Cheval wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

thats a nice cumulus colt you got there.

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from Todd Coffman wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to God my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake, may Armalite see to it that my God is armed to the teeth. Amen.

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from Danny Kephart wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Feinstein to ban clouds! News at 10

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from Matt Bicknell wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

-What did the gun cloud say to the Geese?
-DUCK!

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from MelGlisan wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

For when a thunderbolt just won't do...

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from Jim Schuette wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

I bet the devil is shaking in his boots about now!!!!

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from Brad Chandler wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

God formed a gun cloud and now they kicked him out of schools.

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from Christopher Jam... wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Even mother nature believes in the 2nd amendment. Thou shall be. Protected...

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from Mark Steele wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

"... and in other news, tens of thousands of city dwellers simultaneously fainted while watching the sunset ..."

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from Brian Dickerson wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

FREEZE!!! GLOBAL WARMING!!!!! THE GIG IS UP

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from sangcoacc wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Long gone, but not forgotten, fallen heroes of yesteryear make their support of the 2nd Amendment known. Don't let their bloodshed be in vain.

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from William Clapie wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

This is a sign "Thou Shall Keep Arms"

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from pbshooter1217 wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

So that's where thunder comes from...learn something new everyday.

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from grantorrin wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

"Berettas in the Mist"

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from grantorrin wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

The future of gun laws is really up in the air right now.

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from pheasantslayer wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

I didn't know Beretta made that caliber.

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from Danik Inselman wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Further proof that it is a God-given right. Now anyone want to ask Him what His magazine capacity is?

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from HuskerHunterFisher wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

"It's raining bullets out there!"

"Gives new meaning to 'A hail of gunfire'!"

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from ColtonM7 wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Gods opinion on gun regulations is clear... there you go Obama. Who's voice are you going to listen to?

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from MazPower wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

God is a gun nut, we know that. But is that a Glock or a Sig?

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from Dcast wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Chief Cumulus, Sending signal to Chief Nimbostratus that he has a Ruger SR9 for sale via Native American Craigslist!

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from Bwalak wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

"As it appeared Mayor Bloomberg wasted no time banning all clouds from in and around New York City"

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from Hoytboy wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Gun for sale... must have valid camel license and matching sanscrit ID

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from officerdom1987 wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Hopefully that storm front moves in, we could use a suppressor on that "cloud"

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from neuman23 wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

In God We Trust.

I know it's not funny, but it felt appropriate.

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from B0whunt3r wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Entire school get suspended after gun cloud appears during recess.

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from Mweeks18 wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

God is trying to tell Obama that all the bans are ridiculous!

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from GianCarlo Pepe wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Don't let gun control cloud your judgement! Pick up your very own .45 ACP (Awesome Cloud Pistol) today!

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from kansas25 wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

More proof God has a sense of humor: his reply to the gun control activists' continuous chants of "The sky is falling, the sky is falling..."

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from HoosierTom wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

As God's given "right" to bare arms is being questioned, He's skipping the "right" and providing the arms

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from schmakenzie wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

"Partly cloudy, with a chance of insane....."

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from BaboosicBomb wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Obama's plan for national defense

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from grantorrin wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

World's largest Skyy 9mm.

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from 4everAutumn wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

“ ….from my cold dead hands.”
-God

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from ORbowhunter wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

After extensive national polling it was found that roughly 53% of Americans preferred a very large and scary cloud to defend our nations borders. Coincidentally polling also showed that those who voted for the "gun-cloud defense system" couldn't correctly identify a clip from a magazine or their head from a hole in the ground.

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from Mark Ridder wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

We must ban clouds. If it saves just one life it'll be worth it. For the children.

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from MDhunter1 wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Wait, does that gun hold more than 10 rounds?
Alright god, hand it over.

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from midridg wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

And on the 8th day God allowed guns in Chicago again.

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from MNwhitetailHunter wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

HES GOT A GUN!!!

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from Oneshot wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

I said "I want one" but my wife said "no way in Heaven!"

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from MDhunter1 wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Wait, does that gun hold more than 10 rounds?
Alright god, hand it over.

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from B0whunt3r wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Entire school get suspended after gun cloud appears during recess.

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from Hoytboy wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Gun for sale... must have valid camel license and matching sanscrit ID

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from Bwalak wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

"As it appeared Mayor Bloomberg wasted no time banning all clouds from in and around New York City"

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from HuskerHunterFisher wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

"It's raining bullets out there!"

"Gives new meaning to 'A hail of gunfire'!"

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from Danik Inselman wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Further proof that it is a God-given right. Now anyone want to ask Him what His magazine capacity is?

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from William Clapie wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

This is a sign "Thou Shall Keep Arms"

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from Todd Coffman wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to God my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake, may Armalite see to it that my God is armed to the teeth. Amen.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Bryan James Hill wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Next to be banned: Assault Clouds. Precipitation limited to ten raindrops per cloud, seven raindrops in New York.

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from Blake Constantine wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

"Proof that we truly are endowed by our Creator with certain unalienable rights"; like the 2nd Amendment: The Declaration of Independence.

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from JeffH20s wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Yea, though I walk through the valley of un-informed liberals, I will fear no evil,... my Glock and my "Judge", they comfort me.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from BaboosicBomb wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Well, God convinced me I need to finally buy that ppk. Now if only he'd talk to my wife...

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from Wes TwoThirteen wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Joe Biden and Obama were willing to go though heaven and hell to ban guns but God cut them off at the pass, only one place left to go now boys.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from garyalarson wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

He packs the New AR-24...what do you have?

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from garyalarson wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Trying to find ammo in this city is impossible!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from garyalarson wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

He is prepared for the coming storm...are you?

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from Drugbert51 wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

The Second Ammendment aka The Eleventh Commandment

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from Oneshot wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Where can i get one, how much does it cost and can I afford to buy ammo?

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from Ed Hughes wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

The biggest and lightest 1911 available today

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from Oneshot wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Mike Bloomberg “Commissioner, you better check and see if there are only seven rounds in that gun”. Commissioner “Are you nuts, it’s your stupid law, you do it!”

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from HBhunter wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

On May 2, Senator Feinstein introduced the Assault Clouds Ban of 2013, a bill to stop the formation, transfer, importation and inter-state travel of military-style assault clouds and high-capacity rainfall.

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from Halfrack wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

It's just a 500 megajoule taser.

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from theguyc wrote 1 year 11 weeks ago

as loud as thunder and shoots lightening, is this on the ban list?

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from theguyc wrote 1 year 11 weeks ago

as loud as thunder and shoots lightening, is this on the ban list?

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from theguyc wrote 1 year 11 weeks ago

looks like Mr. Heston is still watching over us!

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from MNwhitetailHunter wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

HES GOT A GUN!!!

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from midridg wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

And on the 8th day God allowed guns in Chicago again.

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from Mark Ridder wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

We must ban clouds. If it saves just one life it'll be worth it. For the children.

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from ORbowhunter wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

After extensive national polling it was found that roughly 53% of Americans preferred a very large and scary cloud to defend our nations borders. Coincidentally polling also showed that those who voted for the "gun-cloud defense system" couldn't correctly identify a clip from a magazine or their head from a hole in the ground.

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from 4everAutumn wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

“ ….from my cold dead hands.”
-God

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from grantorrin wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

World's largest Skyy 9mm.

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from BaboosicBomb wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Obama's plan for national defense

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from schmakenzie wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

"Partly cloudy, with a chance of insane....."

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from kansas25 wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

More proof God has a sense of humor: his reply to the gun control activists' continuous chants of "The sky is falling, the sky is falling..."

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from GianCarlo Pepe wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Don't let gun control cloud your judgement! Pick up your very own .45 ACP (Awesome Cloud Pistol) today!

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from Mweeks18 wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

God is trying to tell Obama that all the bans are ridiculous!

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from neuman23 wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

In God We Trust.

I know it's not funny, but it felt appropriate.

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from officerdom1987 wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Hopefully that storm front moves in, we could use a suppressor on that "cloud"

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from Dcast wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Chief Cumulus, Sending signal to Chief Nimbostratus that he has a Ruger SR9 for sale via Native American Craigslist!

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from MazPower wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

God is a gun nut, we know that. But is that a Glock or a Sig?

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from ColtonM7 wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Gods opinion on gun regulations is clear... there you go Obama. Who's voice are you going to listen to?

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from pheasantslayer wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

I didn't know Beretta made that caliber.

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from grantorrin wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

The future of gun laws is really up in the air right now.

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from grantorrin wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

"Berettas in the Mist"

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from pbshooter1217 wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

So that's where thunder comes from...learn something new everyday.

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from sangcoacc wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Long gone, but not forgotten, fallen heroes of yesteryear make their support of the 2nd Amendment known. Don't let their bloodshed be in vain.

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from Brian Dickerson wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

FREEZE!!! GLOBAL WARMING!!!!! THE GIG IS UP

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from Mark Steele wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

"... and in other news, tens of thousands of city dwellers simultaneously fainted while watching the sunset ..."

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from Christopher Jam... wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Even mother nature believes in the 2nd amendment. Thou shall be. Protected...

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from Brad Chandler wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

God formed a gun cloud and now they kicked him out of schools.

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from Jim Schuette wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

I bet the devil is shaking in his boots about now!!!!

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from MelGlisan wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

For when a thunderbolt just won't do...

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from Matt Bicknell wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

-What did the gun cloud say to the Geese?
-DUCK!

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from Danny Kephart wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Feinstein to ban clouds! News at 10

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from John Cheval wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

thats a nice cumulus colt you got there.

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from Mario Munoz wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

After a recent string of attacks, even God carries.

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from Half-of-two wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

ArmaLite...We've got you covered.

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from Zack Sudler wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

From My Cold Dead Hand! Ha I say! I brought it with me!...Charlton Heston

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from Chueyee Xiong wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

So, that's God's own version of lightening and thunder.

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from Nelson Futrell wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

My guardian angle carries.

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from huntfishtrap wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Who knew the Grim Reaper used a gun nowadays?

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from Blake Andrews wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

The New York Times has reported that President Bush, growing tired of using his weather machine to assault poor people with hurricanes has now begun using it to produce High Capacity Assault type clouds with "unparalleled destructive power."
Up next: Pier Morgan debates the effects on Global Warming of this new "Assault Cloud."

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from trudeau wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

CNN's latest atept at trying to ban guns.

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from trudeau wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Breaking News: "Latest form of comercial advertizing is now being studied. The experiment (shown) was a rehersal for an add to ban guns. The advertisment is scheduled to run at the same time as the vigil which will be going on in boston in a few days. The hopes are hi."

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from jaybird1959 wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

And as I rested,from a day of hunting I said god,is ok too own gun's? Nuff said.

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from David Oertle wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

In breaking news.....God showed his support for the second amendment today by displaying his favorite concealed carry weapon.

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from garyalarson wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

He deserves a vote.

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from garyalarson wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Today's Armalite Forecast - 100% Protection

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from garyalarson wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Armalite...either you are with us, or against us.

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from garyalarson wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

My city is protected...is yours?

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from garyalarson wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

America faces giant evil, thankfully Amalite brings a giant gun.

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from Bill Thurman wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

Not some whispy dream...not pie in the sky...not just some vivid imagination...Armalite is the REAL DEAL !

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from Mark Bunn wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

I'd hate to be under that cloud when it opened up!

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from kalenzaj wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Size does matter!

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from Bob Hansen wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Hi...

Keep it up, Obama...and God will rain all over you...!!

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from Grizzbear wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Here Obama , Back ground check this one

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from Leslie Hawkinson wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

If you ever look to the heavens for the correct opinion on firearm ownership, even He approves!

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from diegfris wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Guns are good,...got it from a higher authority..lookup, believe it!

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from llanier44 wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Hey Joe, is it just me, or does there seem to be a cloud hanging over our gun control rally? --Barack

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from davleeco wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Yeah, though I walk through the shadow of the Valley of Death, I fear no evil. For, thou art with me - big time!

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from davleeco wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Yeah, though I walk through the shadow of the Valley of Death, I fear no evil. For, thou art with me - big time!

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from peteyraymond wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Now I lay me down to sleep.
Dear Lord, please watch over all your sheep.

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from Patti Perrone wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

We come to realize as the light fades, the end of days begins.

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from Josh Crager wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

God packs an AR-24. You should too.

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from Ryan Muir wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

This "God" person needs to be suspended for showing an image of a gun.

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from Josh Crager wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

"God shows us his AR-24 with threaded barrel"

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from Josh Crager wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Armalite. God carries one, You should too!

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from Josh Crager wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Armalite. There is no higher authority.

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from Mike Drake wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

north korea aint launchin nuttin with god on our side

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from Tyrone Nerdin Daye wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

AND NOW A QUICK MESSAGE FROM THE GUN GODS!!

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from Tyrone Nerdin Daye wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

LOOK UP IN THE SKY!.... IT'S A BIRD...IT'S A PLANE, NO IT'S ....A GUN CLOUD ?

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from Tyrone Nerdin Daye wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

I WONDER IF THAT CLOUD RAINS AMMO?

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from Dave Coogan wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Seeing this, liberals decided to tax the rain in the hope of limiting the amount of ammo.

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from CrowJS wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

From my cold, dead hand (and maybe not then!)

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from Wes Seals wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

I am floating on Cloud 9, 9mm that is.

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from josh1911 wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Today's forecast cloudy with a chance of lead.

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from viperstang wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

God must like 1911's.

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from demory11 wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

And The LORD said, "Thou shalt not take the Second Ammendment in vain."

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from barrymraugust wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Newest meteorology tool for tornado control.

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from Robert Danser wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

I'll give up my guns when God does!

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from Mark Holobaugh wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Attorney General Holder to President Obama:
I'm not going to ask God if he has his carry concealed license. You ask him!

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from blackwolf wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

"God weighs in on gun debate"

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from blackwolf wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

"New high tech gun safe features cloud storage"

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from blackwolf wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

"Second Amendment freedoms face gathering storm cloud"

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from Cheryl Fairchild wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Um...Excuse me...

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from Cheryl Fairchild wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Right to the point

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from Cheryl Fairchild wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

*!*POOF*!* See I told you!

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from evanb4 wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Next at 5, Several Mexican drug cartels flee back to home country upon sight of 1911 in the sky.

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from dmo_usa wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Cloudy with a chance of freedom

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from dmo_usa wrote 1 year 13 weeks ago

Whatever it is I think I see, becomes an AR-24 to me!

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from Tom-Tom wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

Guess we know one diety left out of the Washington Post opinion survey.

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from Tom-Tom wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

Go ahead, Congress, make my day.

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from Robert Goeller wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

And God said if there is but 5 righteous in Congress I will not destroy DC

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from peter the elder wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

the right to bear arms-"DIVINE"

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from peter the elder wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

proof of our GOD-GIVEN right to bear arms

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from markmarko50 wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

...and yet another reminder that GOD is in control.

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from LakeTuna wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

"Nice Compact Gun, Just wait until they see my Full-size AR-24."

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from LakeTuna wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

"Hallowed Be Thy Glock"

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from LakeTuna wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

"If Guns cause crime, then Clouds cause Rain"

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from LakeTuna wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

"You only have to look-up to see that you're being protested."

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from LakeTuna wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

"One nation under God"

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from diegfris wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

Florida and guns go well together!

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from HBhunter wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

The bill excludes 2,258 legitimate rain and storm clouds and weather systems by specific size and shape.

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from Paul Swans wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

I said Lord if I should buy a new pistol send me a sign.

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from Paul Swans wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

I said Lord if I should buy a new pistol send me a sign.

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from martone wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

Even God believes in guns

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from ROOFRAT wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

now you can also store your weapons in the cloud

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from PA_Hunter wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

Do you still think my t-shirt is offensive?

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from Bruce Garson wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

This is how to report to a higher authority!

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from Daniel Fritz wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

PROOF MY GOD CAN KICK YOUR GODS A**.

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from Daniel Fritz wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

That's what I call Secure Flight.

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from Sven_Katur wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

The Great Out Doors (G.O.D.) company is pleased to announce their new "Cloud 9" - the most powerful 9mm on the market today for personal defense (and eternal salvation)

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from rm_kelly wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

Go ahead N. Korea make my day!!

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from rm_kelly wrote 1 year 12 weeks ago

ArmaLite's newest anti-missile defense system

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from Montanagyrene wrote 1 year 11 weeks ago

What did you THINK the noise was-thunder?

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from foster wrote 1 year 10 weeks ago

"No I don't feel lucky, I forgot my Gunbrella"

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from foster wrote 1 year 10 weeks ago

"another one of those air light models"

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from CWhatzUp94 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

God is packin heat and thought he would conceal it in the clouds

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from CWhatzUp94 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

God is packin heat and thought he would conceal it in the clouds

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from HoosierTom wrote 1 year 14 weeks ago

As God's given "right" to bare arms is being questioned, He's skipping the "right" and providing the arms

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