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October 05, 2012
Caption Contest: Best Entry Wins a Gerber Knife - 58

Judging by this shot, even Yogi is ready for the deer hunting season. Check out this awesome bear photo we came across on the Winona Daily News' Facebook.

Write the funniest caption for this photo and you'll win a new Myth Folding Sheath knife from Gerber. The last day for entries will be Tuesday Oct. 9 and we'll announce the winner on Oct. 10.

Good luck!

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from Frilbert wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Looks like Yogi was about to have a quick buck!

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from Shawn Downs wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Get your own slice of life - Gerber!

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from gadget01 wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Red light Green light Red Light.

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from BaboosicBomb wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

D'oh

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from steelmaster wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Serious? I thought that hind end was a doe!

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from originalmikewynne wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Okay, where do you put the quarter in to ride this thing?

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from SR1911 wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

"Excuse me, Mam...I was just looking for deener..."

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from Blue Ox wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

You ain't never gonna get to Aintry...

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from Bill Leibold wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

And The Bears are set up in the Shotgun Formation..Hut One!..Hut Two!..Hut Three!

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from Luke Neibauer wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Doh! A deer, a plastic deer.

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from Luke Neibauer wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Psst..Staring contest, you and me.

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from Kenny Ratliff wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Come on! Come on! What's the hold-up?? I gotta go.....!

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from Jim Gilmartin wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

I didn't mean it. Don't be like that..don't turn your back on me, Honey Please look at me.

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from Steve Mercier wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

After losing his gun and truck, Yogi learned a valuable lesson about decoy deer.

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from Sven_Katur wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Teddy took one last look at the decoy before heading off to his blind and preparing himself for the long wait until the humans arrived ...

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from TheBruce wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

I'm gonna get Ya!

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from sucngas wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Why you must be careful to keep your doe in heat and sow in heat bottles clearly labeled and separated.

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from BubbaK wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Do you ever get the feeling that there is something behind you?

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from BubbaK wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Everybody Conga - one, two, cha-cha-cha!

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from BubbaK wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Now then, Mr. Horn, you may feel a slight pressure...

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from spudheadarcher wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

ok dude, your bear suit looks great! How does my deer suit look?

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from kkok wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Don't worry, I don't bite. I just wanna give you a hug.

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from rose0660 wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

hot dawg finnaly a blondie

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from kkok wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

The bear was later seen trick-or-treating with a fake pair of antlers on his head. Happy Halloween!

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from Longbow83 wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Be beary beary quiet, I'm hunting decoys.

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from SKCUSATEP wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Grin and Bear it!

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from Sven_Katur wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

After more thinking than he had done in a long time Teddy finally determined that this must be a John Deere and decided to take it for a ride just to see what all the fuss was about ...

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from Sven_Katur wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

With the laughter and taunts of "Christmas Killer" from the others still fresh in his memory, Teddy elected to make his approach from behind with a bit more caution ... And, while this ONE didn't have a red nose, something about it still struck him as not being quite right ...

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from Sven_Katur wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

While he had no idea what a headlight was, Teddy knew he had stumbled upon the legendary deer of the forest that had been caught by one ... but right as he was about to charge he was suddenly overcome by his own curiosity ...

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from Johnnie wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Now hold still. I just want to mount you...... on my den wall.

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from old-school wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

"There. I think it's set up right. If hunters can catch a deer like this, then so can I."

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from shooterB wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

bear+deer=...beer?

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from SuperSaiga wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Don't do it bear!! That thing is probably full of preservatives!!

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from marksman wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Ohboy ohboy, the guys back at the Bears Den are never gonna believe me when I tell 'em I scared the deer so bad he turned into a dummy.

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from marksman wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Lemesee.....was that "tastes great, less filling" or "placed here for killing"? I'm confused!!

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from marksman wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Lite Deer..........It's what's for dinner.

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from captjim wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

I knew I shouldn't have planted that "horny goat weed" in the food plot.

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from realtree wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

The Charmin Ultra Bear Seen That is friend Bucky left pieces behind and wasn't going to pass inspection, so he tried to help.

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from trout_guy wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Do those hunters in that blind over there really think they can fool a deer with this thing? Oh wait, its bear season.......................

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from Andrew Stark wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Looks like we ran outta Pic-a-nic baskets this year. This will have to do!

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from holgreg wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Im getting better at this sneaking up thing:) momma didnt raise no fool!

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from MazPower wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

"Looks like a deer. Smells like a deer. Just hope THIS one actually tastes like a deer."

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from Ryan Banks wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

"No, no, no this is how Leonardo DiCaprio did it in Titanic, "I'm king of the world.""

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from BaboosicBomb wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

We always told Dave that his "patent angry buck" call sounded more like a "distressed hemorrhaging deer." The bear agreed.

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from manderson76 wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Watch this bear as he demonstrates how "beer" is made.

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from sbemke wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Ahhh man, they found us. Those hogs are always crashing our food plots.

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from sbemke wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Umm,uhh, excuse me. Da, do you mind if I eat here too?

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from blaser110 wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

NO!!!...for the last time it's step, step, slide, twirl!

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from blaser110 wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

How come the only ones I can catch always taste like plastic?

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from elkslayer wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Move it buddy, you're holdin' up traffic.

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from huntfishtrap wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

I know I should like venison, but I just can't get excited about it...

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from csoutdoors wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

"Yogi learned at an early age, picnic baskets are over-rated..."

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from Yoda wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Either I'm drunk, or I need to go to the eye doctor, cause this is not the sow I was looking for.

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from akferraro1 wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Ninja training is really paying off.

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from bdenmark13 wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

"Did Cheney just shoot someone again?"

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from ckrogman wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Dang, you are the BEST at freeze tag!

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from fred8615 wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Either he's the dumbest buck in the world, or I AM THAT DAMN GOOD!!!

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from dneaster3 wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

I just can NOT figure out what he is staring at!
Hmph... I am getting hungry, though.

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from Luke Neibauer wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Psst..Staring contest, you and me.

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from Frilbert wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Looks like Yogi was about to have a quick buck!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from dneaster3 wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

I just can NOT figure out what he is staring at!
Hmph... I am getting hungry, though.

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from fred8615 wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Either he's the dumbest buck in the world, or I AM THAT DAMN GOOD!!!

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from ckrogman wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Dang, you are the BEST at freeze tag!

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from bdenmark13 wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

"Did Cheney just shoot someone again?"

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from akferraro1 wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Ninja training is really paying off.

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from Yoda wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Either I'm drunk, or I need to go to the eye doctor, cause this is not the sow I was looking for.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from csoutdoors wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

"Yogi learned at an early age, picnic baskets are over-rated..."

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from huntfishtrap wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

I know I should like venison, but I just can't get excited about it...

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from elkslayer wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Move it buddy, you're holdin' up traffic.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from blaser110 wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

How come the only ones I can catch always taste like plastic?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from blaser110 wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

NO!!!...for the last time it's step, step, slide, twirl!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from sbemke wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Umm,uhh, excuse me. Da, do you mind if I eat here too?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from sbemke wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Ahhh man, they found us. Those hogs are always crashing our food plots.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from manderson76 wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Watch this bear as he demonstrates how "beer" is made.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from BaboosicBomb wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

We always told Dave that his "patent angry buck" call sounded more like a "distressed hemorrhaging deer." The bear agreed.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Ryan Banks wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

"No, no, no this is how Leonardo DiCaprio did it in Titanic, "I'm king of the world.""

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from MazPower wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

"Looks like a deer. Smells like a deer. Just hope THIS one actually tastes like a deer."

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from holgreg wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Im getting better at this sneaking up thing:) momma didnt raise no fool!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Andrew Stark wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Looks like we ran outta Pic-a-nic baskets this year. This will have to do!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from trout_guy wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Do those hunters in that blind over there really think they can fool a deer with this thing? Oh wait, its bear season.......................

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from realtree wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

The Charmin Ultra Bear Seen That is friend Bucky left pieces behind and wasn't going to pass inspection, so he tried to help.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from captjim wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

I knew I shouldn't have planted that "horny goat weed" in the food plot.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from marksman wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Lite Deer..........It's what's for dinner.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from marksman wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Lemesee.....was that "tastes great, less filling" or "placed here for killing"? I'm confused!!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from marksman wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Ohboy ohboy, the guys back at the Bears Den are never gonna believe me when I tell 'em I scared the deer so bad he turned into a dummy.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from SuperSaiga wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Don't do it bear!! That thing is probably full of preservatives!!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from shooterB wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

bear+deer=...beer?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from old-school wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

"There. I think it's set up right. If hunters can catch a deer like this, then so can I."

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Johnnie wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Now hold still. I just want to mount you...... on my den wall.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Sven_Katur wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

While he had no idea what a headlight was, Teddy knew he had stumbled upon the legendary deer of the forest that had been caught by one ... but right as he was about to charge he was suddenly overcome by his own curiosity ...

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Sven_Katur wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

With the laughter and taunts of "Christmas Killer" from the others still fresh in his memory, Teddy elected to make his approach from behind with a bit more caution ... And, while this ONE didn't have a red nose, something about it still struck him as not being quite right ...

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Sven_Katur wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

After more thinking than he had done in a long time Teddy finally determined that this must be a John Deere and decided to take it for a ride just to see what all the fuss was about ...

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from SKCUSATEP wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Grin and Bear it!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from kkok wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

The bear was later seen trick-or-treating with a fake pair of antlers on his head. Happy Halloween!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from rose0660 wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

hot dawg finnaly a blondie

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from kkok wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Don't worry, I don't bite. I just wanna give you a hug.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from spudheadarcher wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

ok dude, your bear suit looks great! How does my deer suit look?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from BubbaK wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Now then, Mr. Horn, you may feel a slight pressure...

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from BubbaK wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Everybody Conga - one, two, cha-cha-cha!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from BubbaK wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Do you ever get the feeling that there is something behind you?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from sucngas wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Why you must be careful to keep your doe in heat and sow in heat bottles clearly labeled and separated.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from TheBruce wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

I'm gonna get Ya!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Sven_Katur wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Teddy took one last look at the decoy before heading off to his blind and preparing himself for the long wait until the humans arrived ...

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Steve Mercier wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

After losing his gun and truck, Yogi learned a valuable lesson about decoy deer.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Jim Gilmartin wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

I didn't mean it. Don't be like that..don't turn your back on me, Honey Please look at me.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Kenny Ratliff wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Come on! Come on! What's the hold-up?? I gotta go.....!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Luke Neibauer wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Doh! A deer, a plastic deer.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Bill Leibold wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

And The Bears are set up in the Shotgun Formation..Hut One!..Hut Two!..Hut Three!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Blue Ox wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

You ain't never gonna get to Aintry...

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from SR1911 wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

"Excuse me, Mam...I was just looking for deener..."

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from originalmikewynne wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Okay, where do you put the quarter in to ride this thing?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from steelmaster wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Serious? I thought that hind end was a doe!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from BaboosicBomb wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

D'oh

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from gadget01 wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Red light Green light Red Light.

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from Shawn Downs wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Get your own slice of life - Gerber!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Longbow83 wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

Be beary beary quiet, I'm hunting decoys.

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