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August 29, 2013
Charlie Sheen Hunts Kushtaka in Alaska - 4
I’ll say this for the guy: He’s never boring.
Actor, mayhem maker, former-current-former-current-former addict, attempted Lindsay Lohan supporter, and inventor of unique marriage definitions Charlie Sheen has added failed cryptid hunter to his résumé following last week’s unsuccessful hunt for a Kushtaka in the wilds of Sitka, Alaska.
What’s a Kushtaka?
Well its name loosely translates as “Land otter man” and Charlie describes it as "a shape-shifting trickster who is half man, half otter. It lures one away from the campsite with the mimicked sounds of a crying baby, then kills you, takes on your form, and returns to the scene for more suckers or prey."
Sounds like a good thing Charlie and crew didn’t find one.
TMZ reports that Good Time Charlie flew to the Last Frontier in his private jet in search of the elusive creature but failed to see or capture one. Charlie explained his failure to the gossip website, "It obviously knew our group was far too skilled to be snowed in this fashion so it stayed hidden like a sissy."
Of course this wasn’t Mr. Sheen’s first attempt at monster hunting. Last month he embarked on Nessie hunt in Loch Ness. That trip too was a bust.