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Top Ten Things to Never Say at The Thanksgiving Dinner Table

November 23, 2011
Top Ten Things to Never Say at The Thanksgiving Dinner Table - 69

Three pounds of turkey, two scoops of green bean casserole, a mound of stuffing, a heaping pile of sweet potatoes with toasted marshmallows on top, plenty of mashed potatoes, a bowl of my Aunt Gail’s green jell-o salad and twenty-seven sweet pickles, followed up with two pieces of my mother’s famous pumpkin pie is pretty close to what I eat on Thanksgiving. And this is only the first round. The second helping, after a two hour nap, is usually followed up with three or four turkey sandwiches. Every year I eat so darn much that I get sick. It’s not too often that I get a good home cooked meal. It’s usually a sub-par burger from an Applebee’s along an interstate somewhere, although, I am a big fan of the Shrimp and Parmesan steak.

I think it’s safe to say, in the best way possible, that I’m the black sheep of our family. (Side note, I like that song by John Anderson.) I’m always taking things a little too far, cracking the first joke and saying the wrong thing. It’s all about timing. But I do get a lot of laughs. When my grandparents laughed, I knew it was a good one! Thanksgiving is one of my favorite times of year and I’m always excited to spend it with my family. When family gets together you never know what crazy things can spill out during Thanksgiving dinner. So, let me hear ‘em and have a wonderful Thanksgiving everyone! Tuuuuurrrrrrrrkkkeeyyyyyyyy!!! 

Here’s mine: This turkey tastes like it’s been cooking in the TOASTER since 1973!

Write your funniest ideas in the comments section for the chance to win an ASAP Survival Gear Pack.

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Congrats captjim. Funny stuff! Actually, there are some darn good ones here. I like it. Enjoy the gear Jim, and have a terrific Thanksgiving everyone!

Top Ten Ways to Tell if The Fence is Hot 

10.) from JM1993: Use a pair of wire cutters so that you dont have to touch the wire in the first place.

9.) from Matt Eckholm: Hands across america style....so everyone in the hunting party feels the wrath of this heart stopper.

8.) from from jh45gun: Hang a dead mouse from it and let the local critters test it for you.

7.) from trapper vic: Always carry a live cat in your game bag. They're not good for much but they sure will let you know if the fence is hot. Besides they're good for 9 trys if you can catch them after the first one!

6.) from Hurckles: just tell your kid brother to "go grab it, it won't hurt." after all, he's already forgotten taking your advice last week and wiping his rear with skunkweed. or the week before when you told him the crawfish pinchers were "just for show."

5.) from William A: If the pheasants in the back pouch of your shooting vest come out roasted, glazed and under glass, the wire's hot.

4.) from Jnelson64: If you wake up ten minutes later with a burnt taste in your mouth, boots melted, and hair smoking, its probably hot. Although a second opinion wouldn't hurts....or does it?

3.) from Wayno: Try to buy it a drink. If it declines, its probably too hot for you.

2.) from twa32: Married men discover they still have testicles!

1.) from captjim: Back the "Toaster" up until the bumper touches the fence. If a blond pop tart jumps out it's hot.

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from Cory Will wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

The lions might actually win this game

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from Longbow83 wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

Who wants chowder?

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from lafamatj wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

the 16 year old to her parents: speaking of stuffing, mom dad, i'm pregnant.

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from jhartwig24 wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

Umm...that wasn't the gizzard!

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from Matt Eckholm wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

After dinner is done your weird uncle who cooked the meal raises his glass..."I would just like to say happy thanksgiving...Now we're all cannibals."

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from Matt Eckholm wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

After spitting out your first bite..."Who cooked this kibble? It tastes like day old taco bell."

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from BubbaK wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

What's that smell? lol

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from BubbaK wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

Are those almonds on top of that pie moving? And do they have antennae??

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from BubbaK wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

Hey! Who ordered the Thanksgiving Strip-o-gram??

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from BubbaK wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

So Dad, has Mom met your new girlfriend?

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from bigcat wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

Well, it's actually eagle, most people think it tastes just like turkey!

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from Cabe Chaffin wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

wait... i was supposed to bring dessert?

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from Cabe Chaffin wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

whos up for a song?

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from Jenna Wood wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

I told you Twilight Breaking Dawn would have been a better idea than letting the kids try to cook...

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from John Tapp wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

After dinner, I'll tell you guys what the dog was doing to the turkey after we took it out of the oven. Oh, don't worry, we rinsed it real good.

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from Jesse Spurgeon wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

I got into a fight with my mother in law over whether or not my 14 month old daughter should be eating chocolate or not. Good times, looks like one less place we have to go for Christmas now.

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from Wicklund Brian wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

So, who overcooked the turkey and dried out the stuffing this year? I'll take a beer to wash this down.

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from QDMGuy wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

"The way the wife's been eating sure makes me glad we saved her chubby jeans!"

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from QDMGuy wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

"Honey are you sure you want that extra piece of pumpkin pie?"

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from QDMGuy wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

"I'm so stuffed that I think I'm going to have to un-button my pants."

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from QDMGuy wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

"Man that turkey was good. I cant believe somebody just left it beside the road last month!"

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from heath_4503 wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

Boy that turkey looks great! Save me the neck Clark!

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from heath_4503 wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

Steve, you said you had a special treat for us this year by shooting a fresh wild turkey. On a side note, you need to take out your trash, the butter ball wrapper is starting to smell!

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from nearlynormalnorman wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

Bubba, you pea-brained imbecile, if'n you claim you didn't forget, how come there's a pile of ground pork in the icebox after I done asked you to stuff the ol' sausage into that there turkey we done et?

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from nearlynormalnorman wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

I'm sorry the stuffing tastes like crap, but after your father killed and plucked the turkey he was in such a big hurry to prepare the bird for cooking before the Packer game he forgot to gut the damn thing. I just shoved a bunch of dressing in there and cooked it.

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from Mike Bartley wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

Gey up from the table holding your stomach, and say "gotta go make room for seconds, I might be a while."

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from garry barnes wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

dad, is this the same stuffing you were putting in ant Dawn?

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from Deadeye.remington742 wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

as your Uncle reaches for the pumpkin pie you say hey Uncle Bob hows that diabetes treating ya

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from smoke1439 wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

poached turkey's a term for illegal hunting not another way to cook it earl!

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from fin fur and feather wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

why is it the sweet potatoes always look the same on the way out?

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from Matt Eckholm wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Why does this turkey taste like duck?

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from trapper vic wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Gramps go put on some pants ur giblets are showing.

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

So Benny ... when are you gonna settle down and make me some grand babies?

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from The Great Onalaskan wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Hurry!Lock the door,here comes Uncle Greg!

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from The Great Onalaskan wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Where did you say you got that turkey,again?

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from The Great Onalaskan wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Um,Dad,what's that smell?

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from JM1993 wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Eat fast, this turkey expired last week!

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from captjim wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

The guy that sold me this turkey out of the trunk of his Yugo was absolutely 99% positive it wasn't on the salmonella recall list.

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

C'mon grandpa, would it really kill you to go put a shirt on ... ?

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Those sweet potatoes remind me ... does this bump on my back look infected to y'all ... ?

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Does anyone remember the number for Poison Control from last year or do I need to go write it down?

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

It's ringing! OK, raise your hand if you want pizza.

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from Johnnie wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

While your eating at the Thanksgiving dinner table, look up at everybody and say to them "Excuse me!". When they say "For what?" let that fart rip that you have been holding in. And just keep on eating, you just made room for more food!
Happy Thanksgiving everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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from captjim wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

(Eating at the in-laws) This is every bit as good as a Swanson Turkey TV dinner.

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from captjim wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Thanks a ton Benny! I can't wait to get the survival kit.

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from neuman23 wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Please pass the Tofurky.

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from bradnchan wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

"Hey ya'll, get some of aunt Tootsie's pea salad! I went through a box of Immodiam AD after it last year, but it was worth it!"

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from JM1993 wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

"Eh...this turkey is alittle dry grandma, can someone pass me the gravy?" My grandma would pick up the boiling hot gravy and throw it right into my face...and then make me clean it all up with my toothbrush the next day.

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Boy, this sure is better than anything they served in prison ...

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from JM1993 wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Don't eat the skin off the turkey, the dog might of pissed on it while it was hanging in the outhouse.

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from jhartwig24 wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

"Hey Grandpa, what are you thankful for?"
"Oh sonny, at my age, there isn't a whole lot to be thankful for. My body is tired and aching, I can't seem to stay awake for more than 5 minutes, and the economy sucks pretty bad, so I'm losing all my money. But the one thing I am thankful for is my "Depends" underwear. I can releieve myself right here at the kitchen table and you wouldn't even know it!"

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Did y'all ever get around to fixin' that bathroom vent ...?

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from MazPower wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

"Uh oh. We were the ones in charge of bringing pie this year?"

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from Montanagyrene wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Oh BOY!! We FINALLY get to have TOFURKY!!!!

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from kolt30 wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

you shoulda seen the size of the possum i had to fight off'a this thing

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from Cabe Chaffin wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

hey watch this

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from Cabe Chaffin wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

honestly im not sure what it is, i just saw a bird and shot it... gravy?

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from Hurckles wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Boy oh boy! Last time I buy a turkey from Hank Parker, he up charged me for everything?!? Jeeze, surcharges for propane he used in his heated hunting blind, surcharges for his 8 foot piled food plot, surcharges for his access to the barnyard where he shot it....never ends!

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from Fishman24 wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

I know the turkey looks a little bit differnt this year. It's because I ran it over with my truck.

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from Hurckles wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

it's a good bird, just be mindful of the buckshot, with the economy I can't afford to pay anyones dentist bill

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from Hurckles wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Enjoy it everyone, this is the bird that pecked George W in the crotch!

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from TM1 wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

I was worried about dinner when I didn't have any luck with the turkey call. So I switched to the honker, and this sky carp just flew in.

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from SD Hunter wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Hey Ed, pull my finger.

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from KodaBear wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

You should have seen how stiff this turkey was when I found it.

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Benny said he was bringing the turkey ... anyone want more salad while we wait?

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Guess who's joining us for Thanksgiving ... Benny Spies!

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from jcarlin wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Dad, Jenny's convinced me to become a vegan.

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from Cabe Chaffin wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

i guess nows not a great time to say ive got a horrible case of diarrhea.

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from twa32 wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Give any lead shot you find to Uncle Jim, he's a re-loader.

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from JM1993 wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Eat fast, this turkey expired last week!

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from JM1993 wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Don't eat the skin off the turkey, the dog might of pissed on it while it was hanging in the outhouse.

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from jcarlin wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Dad, Jenny's convinced me to become a vegan.

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from KodaBear wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

You should have seen how stiff this turkey was when I found it.

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from The Great Onalaskan wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Um,Dad,what's that smell?

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from trapper vic wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Gramps go put on some pants ur giblets are showing.

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from The Great Onalaskan wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Where did you say you got that turkey,again?

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from The Great Onalaskan wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Hurry!Lock the door,here comes Uncle Greg!

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from smoke1439 wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

poached turkey's a term for illegal hunting not another way to cook it earl!

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from garry barnes wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

dad, is this the same stuffing you were putting in ant Dawn?

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from QDMGuy wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

"The way the wife's been eating sure makes me glad we saved her chubby jeans!"

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from Wicklund Brian wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

So, who overcooked the turkey and dried out the stuffing this year? I'll take a beer to wash this down.

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from John Tapp wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

After dinner, I'll tell you guys what the dog was doing to the turkey after we took it out of the oven. Oh, don't worry, we rinsed it real good.

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from twa32 wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Give any lead shot you find to Uncle Jim, he's a re-loader.

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from SD Hunter wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Hey Ed, pull my finger.

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from TM1 wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

I was worried about dinner when I didn't have any luck with the turkey call. So I switched to the honker, and this sky carp just flew in.

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from Hurckles wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Enjoy it everyone, this is the bird that pecked George W in the crotch!

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from Hurckles wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

it's a good bird, just be mindful of the buckshot, with the economy I can't afford to pay anyones dentist bill

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from Fishman24 wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

I know the turkey looks a little bit differnt this year. It's because I ran it over with my truck.

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from Cabe Chaffin wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

honestly im not sure what it is, i just saw a bird and shot it... gravy?

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from Cabe Chaffin wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

hey watch this

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from kolt30 wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

you shoulda seen the size of the possum i had to fight off'a this thing

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from Montanagyrene wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Oh BOY!! We FINALLY get to have TOFURKY!!!!

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from MazPower wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

"Uh oh. We were the ones in charge of bringing pie this year?"

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Did y'all ever get around to fixin' that bathroom vent ...?

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from jhartwig24 wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

"Hey Grandpa, what are you thankful for?"
"Oh sonny, at my age, there isn't a whole lot to be thankful for. My body is tired and aching, I can't seem to stay awake for more than 5 minutes, and the economy sucks pretty bad, so I'm losing all my money. But the one thing I am thankful for is my "Depends" underwear. I can releieve myself right here at the kitchen table and you wouldn't even know it!"

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Boy, this sure is better than anything they served in prison ...

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from JM1993 wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

"Eh...this turkey is alittle dry grandma, can someone pass me the gravy?" My grandma would pick up the boiling hot gravy and throw it right into my face...and then make me clean it all up with my toothbrush the next day.

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from bradnchan wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

"Hey ya'll, get some of aunt Tootsie's pea salad! I went through a box of Immodiam AD after it last year, but it was worth it!"

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from neuman23 wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Please pass the Tofurky.

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from captjim wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Thanks a ton Benny! I can't wait to get the survival kit.

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from captjim wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

(Eating at the in-laws) This is every bit as good as a Swanson Turkey TV dinner.

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from Johnnie wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

While your eating at the Thanksgiving dinner table, look up at everybody and say to them "Excuse me!". When they say "For what?" let that fart rip that you have been holding in. And just keep on eating, you just made room for more food!
Happy Thanksgiving everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

It's ringing! OK, raise your hand if you want pizza.

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Does anyone remember the number for Poison Control from last year or do I need to go write it down?

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Those sweet potatoes remind me ... does this bump on my back look infected to y'all ... ?

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

C'mon grandpa, would it really kill you to go put a shirt on ... ?

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from captjim wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

The guy that sold me this turkey out of the trunk of his Yugo was absolutely 99% positive it wasn't on the salmonella recall list.

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

So Benny ... when are you gonna settle down and make me some grand babies?

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from Matt Eckholm wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Why does this turkey taste like duck?

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from fin fur and feather wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

why is it the sweet potatoes always look the same on the way out?

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from Deadeye.remington742 wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

as your Uncle reaches for the pumpkin pie you say hey Uncle Bob hows that diabetes treating ya

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from Mike Bartley wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

Gey up from the table holding your stomach, and say "gotta go make room for seconds, I might be a while."

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from nearlynormalnorman wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

I'm sorry the stuffing tastes like crap, but after your father killed and plucked the turkey he was in such a big hurry to prepare the bird for cooking before the Packer game he forgot to gut the damn thing. I just shoved a bunch of dressing in there and cooked it.

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from nearlynormalnorman wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

Bubba, you pea-brained imbecile, if'n you claim you didn't forget, how come there's a pile of ground pork in the icebox after I done asked you to stuff the ol' sausage into that there turkey we done et?

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from heath_4503 wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

Steve, you said you had a special treat for us this year by shooting a fresh wild turkey. On a side note, you need to take out your trash, the butter ball wrapper is starting to smell!

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from heath_4503 wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

Boy that turkey looks great! Save me the neck Clark!

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from QDMGuy wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

"Man that turkey was good. I cant believe somebody just left it beside the road last month!"

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from QDMGuy wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

"I'm so stuffed that I think I'm going to have to un-button my pants."

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from QDMGuy wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

"Honey are you sure you want that extra piece of pumpkin pie?"

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from Jesse Spurgeon wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

I got into a fight with my mother in law over whether or not my 14 month old daughter should be eating chocolate or not. Good times, looks like one less place we have to go for Christmas now.

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from Jenna Wood wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

I told you Twilight Breaking Dawn would have been a better idea than letting the kids try to cook...

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from Cabe Chaffin wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

whos up for a song?

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from Cabe Chaffin wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

wait... i was supposed to bring dessert?

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from bigcat wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

Well, it's actually eagle, most people think it tastes just like turkey!

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from BubbaK wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

So Dad, has Mom met your new girlfriend?

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from BubbaK wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

Hey! Who ordered the Thanksgiving Strip-o-gram??

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from BubbaK wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

Are those almonds on top of that pie moving? And do they have antennae??

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from BubbaK wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

What's that smell? lol

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from Matt Eckholm wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

After spitting out your first bite..."Who cooked this kibble? It tastes like day old taco bell."

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from Matt Eckholm wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

After dinner is done your weird uncle who cooked the meal raises his glass..."I would just like to say happy thanksgiving...Now we're all cannibals."

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from jhartwig24 wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

Umm...that wasn't the gizzard!

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from lafamatj wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

the 16 year old to her parents: speaking of stuffing, mom dad, i'm pregnant.

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from Cory Will wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

The lions might actually win this game

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from Cabe Chaffin wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

i guess nows not a great time to say ive got a horrible case of diarrhea.

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Guess who's joining us for Thanksgiving ... Benny Spies!

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Benny said he was bringing the turkey ... anyone want more salad while we wait?

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from Hurckles wrote 2 years 34 weeks ago

Boy oh boy! Last time I buy a turkey from Hank Parker, he up charged me for everything?!? Jeeze, surcharges for propane he used in his heated hunting blind, surcharges for his 8 foot piled food plot, surcharges for his access to the barnyard where he shot it....never ends!

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from Longbow83 wrote 2 years 33 weeks ago

Who wants chowder?

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