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February 10, 2012
Top Ten Crazy Questions You Would Ask Bear Grylls - 25
by Benny Spies
I’m back! Between attending SHOT in Las Vegas and filming our final episode for Season Three, it’s been a crazy few weeks. The report: four very constructive days of meetings, five crazy nights hanging out with old and new friends, one sick day and I only gambled 20-125 dollars (give or take a few)! That’s purdy doggone good if you ask me. All-in-all it was a great trip but, after six days, I was very happy to get the heck out of there. And for our final hunt of Season Three… Check the Gun It Facebook page and you’ll see! While at SHOT, the great people at Outdoor Life asked me to conduct, as you can clearly tell, my first major interview. It was with the one and only, Mr. Will Eat Just About Anything, Bear Grylls. I started off a little shaky, forgot what I was doing somewhere in the middle, and ended it in a state of awkwardness. That’s damn near perfect. Now that I have this first experience under my belt and a better understanding of how these things work, bring on the next one! After watching this Emmy Award winning interview most of you are probably thinking I should be first in line to fill Letterman’s shoes when he retires. Thank you for that. But, to be honest, I don’t think I’m there yet. I just hope to someday have the opportunity to sit in the chair next to him. That would be very cool. Back to the Ten, this week give me one question that you would ask Bear if you had the opportunity to grill the Gryll. Here's Mine: Watch and see! And as it normally works, I’ve thought of a thousand more good ones since then. Only wish I had more than 12 minutes. Write your funniest ideas in the comments section for the chance to win a Plano Tackle Box and Leatherman Knife. Last Week's Winner Congratulations JM -- funny stuff! Top Ten Excuses Heard By Your Local Game Warden 10.) from Deadeye.remington742: well you see officer we're coming up with a new sport its called shotfishing you just shoot those asian carp when they jump at ya with a shotgun I thought since we was using steel shot I'd be fine 9.) from pineywoods: That pile of corn was for birds and squirrels only--I had to shoot the deer to keep them from eating it up. 8.) from ishipley: I swear that eight point had a knife 7.) from twa32: He did it (pointing to the dog). 6.) from Matthew Terence...: Officer, i swear my gun accidentally went off when i was reaching for my beer. 5.) from Derek Bryant: What the heck do I need a plug for? I can count to 3! 4.) from Clayton Haas: Those empty cans of Coors light are used as signal mirrors. You know in case of an emergency. 3.) from JKANSAS:......I was just helping the sheep over the fence! 2.) from Augustheat: I swear Mr. Warden, I wasn't runnin' away from you cause I did somthin' wrong...you see years ago my wife run off with a Warden who looked a bit like yerself...I just thought you were trying to bring her back to me. 1.) from JM: "The deer took my gun and shot itself, im just rushing it to the vet!" |
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Comments (25)
What did you do with Benny Spies? He's missing.
If your lost in the woods with Mila Kunis and Laura Prepon, which do you eat first?
Bear, you have traveled the globe, hit every continent, but have you considered trying to be the first person to survive a week on the moon?
How long do you think you could go without food before you cut off one of your arms and ate it?
Ok Bear heres a real test. 4 days in the toaster with Benny spies. Do you really think you could survive that!
I would ask him if there's anything he wouldn't be able to do in a survival situation. But then again... after eating rotting meat and a self given enema, I don't think I want to know the answer!
Bear, have you ever run into a situation that has involved a banjo and some backwoods rednecks?
So, have you ever crapped your pants on the show? You know like when you thought the grubs you ate gave you some bad gas and you accidentally sharted...happened to me once after some bad burritos following a Motley Crue concert back in 93...you know what I'm sayin'...Bear...Bear... anyone see where he went? Hello...anyone...Hello....
Was it your mother's cooking that inspired you to begin looking for alternative food sources?
How many steps did it take for you to scale Mount Everest?
Do you practice drinking your own piss at home?
"Bear, would you be willing to do an episode with Benny Spies? We will drop you off in the middle of the reservation in South Dakota, and the two of you would need to find a way to survive without the help of any other people, and you cannot do harm to eachother if you become irritated!"
If you had to eat only one thing (from the wild) for the rest of your life, what would it be?
How uncomfortable did Benny Spies make you during his interview?
are you really nuts or is that just a character you play on tv
Has a hot chick ever asked you not to kiss her on the mouth while partaking in the horizontal mambo? (Assuming she have seen one of your episodes)
(looks down at notes and says) so what are the survival requirements for an encounter with chuck norris in the wild? (looks up to see bear running away in terror)
Is it worse to drink the water out of elephant poop, or to be interviewed by Benny Spies?
list the animals you could kill in reverse alphebetical order in a survival situation, you have only a stick and a whistle for tools. and spelling counts
When you are in survival mode, do they put the grubs on your pillow, or do you have to call room service?
yeah. I just logged in for the first time to say this is the worst interview I've ever seen. good luck to both of you, and may God have mercy on your souls.
The fat lady waits for chuck to sing.
Were you named after a certain special bear?
A vegan and eat meat? Explain that, please.
Is there anychance you would come to the land of 10,000 lakes and escape our treacherous habitats...if so could i join you?
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The fat lady waits for chuck to sing.
When you are in survival mode, do they put the grubs on your pillow, or do you have to call room service?
Is it worse to drink the water out of elephant poop, or to be interviewed by Benny Spies?
(looks down at notes and says) so what are the survival requirements for an encounter with chuck norris in the wild? (looks up to see bear running away in terror)
Do you practice drinking your own piss at home?
How many steps did it take for you to scale Mount Everest?
Was it your mother's cooking that inspired you to begin looking for alternative food sources?
Bear, have you ever run into a situation that has involved a banjo and some backwoods rednecks?
Is there anychance you would come to the land of 10,000 lakes and escape our treacherous habitats...if so could i join you?
Were you named after a certain special bear?
yeah. I just logged in for the first time to say this is the worst interview I've ever seen. good luck to both of you, and may God have mercy on your souls.
"Bear, would you be willing to do an episode with Benny Spies? We will drop you off in the middle of the reservation in South Dakota, and the two of you would need to find a way to survive without the help of any other people, and you cannot do harm to eachother if you become irritated!"
So, have you ever crapped your pants on the show? You know like when you thought the grubs you ate gave you some bad gas and you accidentally sharted...happened to me once after some bad burritos following a Motley Crue concert back in 93...you know what I'm sayin'...Bear...Bear... anyone see where he went? Hello...anyone...Hello....
Bear, you have traveled the globe, hit every continent, but have you considered trying to be the first person to survive a week on the moon?
If your lost in the woods with Mila Kunis and Laura Prepon, which do you eat first?
What did you do with Benny Spies? He's missing.
A vegan and eat meat? Explain that, please.
list the animals you could kill in reverse alphebetical order in a survival situation, you have only a stick and a whistle for tools. and spelling counts
Has a hot chick ever asked you not to kiss her on the mouth while partaking in the horizontal mambo? (Assuming she have seen one of your episodes)
are you really nuts or is that just a character you play on tv
How uncomfortable did Benny Spies make you during his interview?
If you had to eat only one thing (from the wild) for the rest of your life, what would it be?
I would ask him if there's anything he wouldn't be able to do in a survival situation. But then again... after eating rotting meat and a self given enema, I don't think I want to know the answer!
Ok Bear heres a real test. 4 days in the toaster with Benny spies. Do you really think you could survive that!
How long do you think you could go without food before you cut off one of your arms and ate it?
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