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Top Ten Crazy Questions You Would Ask Bear Grylls

February 10, 2012
Top Ten Crazy Questions You Would Ask Bear Grylls - 25

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I’m back! Between attending SHOT in Las Vegas and filming our final episode for Season Three, it’s been a crazy few weeks. The report: four very constructive days of meetings, five crazy nights hanging out with old and new friends, one sick day and I only gambled 20-125 dollars (give or take a few)! That’s purdy doggone good if you ask me. All-in-all it was a great trip but, after six days, I was very happy to get the heck out of there. And for our final hunt of Season Three… Check the Gun It Facebook page and you’ll see!

While at SHOT, the great people at Outdoor Life asked me to conduct, as you can clearly tell, my first major interview. It was with the one and only, Mr. Will Eat Just About Anything, Bear Grylls. I started off a little shaky, forgot what I was doing somewhere in the middle, and ended it in a state of awkwardness. That’s damn near perfect. Now that I have this first experience under my belt and a better understanding of how these things work, bring on the next one!

After watching this Emmy Award winning interview most of you are probably thinking I should be first in line to fill Letterman’s shoes when he retires. Thank you for that. But, to be honest, I don’t think I’m there yet. I just hope to someday have the opportunity to sit in the chair next to him. That would be very cool. Back to the Ten, this week give me one question that you would ask Bear if you had the opportunity to grill the Gryll.

Here's Mine: Watch and see! And as it normally works, I’ve thought of a thousand more good ones since then. Only wish I had more than 12 minutes.

Write your funniest ideas in the comments section for the chance to win a Plano Tackle Box and Leatherman Knife.

Last Week's Winner

Congratulations JM -- funny stuff!

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from pineywoods wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

What did you do with Benny Spies? He's missing.

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from ishipley wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

If your lost in the woods with Mila Kunis and Laura Prepon, which do you eat first?

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from alwaysWRIGHT wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Bear, you have traveled the globe, hit every continent, but have you considered trying to be the first person to survive a week on the moon?

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from pineywoods wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

How long do you think you could go without food before you cut off one of your arms and ate it?

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from trapper vic wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

Ok Bear heres a real test. 4 days in the toaster with Benny spies. Do you really think you could survive that!

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from QDMGuy wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

I would ask him if there's anything he wouldn't be able to do in a survival situation. But then again... after eating rotting meat and a self given enema, I don't think I want to know the answer!

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from alwaysWRIGHT wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

Bear, have you ever run into a situation that has involved a banjo and some backwoods rednecks?

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from Augustheat wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

So, have you ever crapped your pants on the show? You know like when you thought the grubs you ate gave you some bad gas and you accidentally sharted...happened to me once after some bad burritos following a Motley Crue concert back in 93...you know what I'm sayin'...Bear...Bear... anyone see where he went? Hello...anyone...Hello....

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from Andy Hahn wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

Was it your mother's cooking that inspired you to begin looking for alternative food sources?

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from Longbow83 wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

How many steps did it take for you to scale Mount Everest?

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from kkok wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

Do you practice drinking your own piss at home?

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from jhartwig24 wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

"Bear, would you be willing to do an episode with Benny Spies? We will drop you off in the middle of the reservation in South Dakota, and the two of you would need to find a way to survive without the help of any other people, and you cannot do harm to eachother if you become irritated!"

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from jhartwig24 wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

If you had to eat only one thing (from the wild) for the rest of your life, what would it be?

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from neuman23 wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

How uncomfortable did Benny Spies make you during his interview?

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from jimyoumook wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

are you really nuts or is that just a character you play on tv

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from captjim wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

Has a hot chick ever asked you not to kiss her on the mouth while partaking in the horizontal mambo? (Assuming she have seen one of your episodes)

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from Cabe Chaffin wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

(looks down at notes and says) so what are the survival requirements for an encounter with chuck norris in the wild? (looks up to see bear running away in terror)

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from nocksplitter wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

Is it worse to drink the water out of elephant poop, or to be interviewed by Benny Spies?

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from kolt30 wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

list the animals you could kill in reverse alphebetical order in a survival situation, you have only a stick and a whistle for tools. and spelling counts

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from ishipley wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

When you are in survival mode, do they put the grubs on your pillow, or do you have to call room service?

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from Chris Pohlson wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

yeah. I just logged in for the first time to say this is the worst interview I've ever seen. good luck to both of you, and may God have mercy on your souls.

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from Hunter Sadler wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

The fat lady waits for chuck to sing.

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from Hunter Sadler wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

Were you named after a certain special bear?

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from ishipley wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

A vegan and eat meat? Explain that, please.

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from max klepper wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

Is there anychance you would come to the land of 10,000 lakes and escape our treacherous habitats...if so could i join you?

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from Hunter Sadler wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

The fat lady waits for chuck to sing.

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from ishipley wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

When you are in survival mode, do they put the grubs on your pillow, or do you have to call room service?

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from nocksplitter wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

Is it worse to drink the water out of elephant poop, or to be interviewed by Benny Spies?

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from Cabe Chaffin wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

(looks down at notes and says) so what are the survival requirements for an encounter with chuck norris in the wild? (looks up to see bear running away in terror)

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from kkok wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

Do you practice drinking your own piss at home?

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from Longbow83 wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

How many steps did it take for you to scale Mount Everest?

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from Andy Hahn wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

Was it your mother's cooking that inspired you to begin looking for alternative food sources?

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from alwaysWRIGHT wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

Bear, have you ever run into a situation that has involved a banjo and some backwoods rednecks?

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from max klepper wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

Is there anychance you would come to the land of 10,000 lakes and escape our treacherous habitats...if so could i join you?

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from Hunter Sadler wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

Were you named after a certain special bear?

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from Chris Pohlson wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

yeah. I just logged in for the first time to say this is the worst interview I've ever seen. good luck to both of you, and may God have mercy on your souls.

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from jhartwig24 wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

"Bear, would you be willing to do an episode with Benny Spies? We will drop you off in the middle of the reservation in South Dakota, and the two of you would need to find a way to survive without the help of any other people, and you cannot do harm to eachother if you become irritated!"

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from Augustheat wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

So, have you ever crapped your pants on the show? You know like when you thought the grubs you ate gave you some bad gas and you accidentally sharted...happened to me once after some bad burritos following a Motley Crue concert back in 93...you know what I'm sayin'...Bear...Bear... anyone see where he went? Hello...anyone...Hello....

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from alwaysWRIGHT wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Bear, you have traveled the globe, hit every continent, but have you considered trying to be the first person to survive a week on the moon?

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from ishipley wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

If your lost in the woods with Mila Kunis and Laura Prepon, which do you eat first?

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from pineywoods wrote 2 years 11 weeks ago

What did you do with Benny Spies? He's missing.

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from ishipley wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

A vegan and eat meat? Explain that, please.

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from kolt30 wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

list the animals you could kill in reverse alphebetical order in a survival situation, you have only a stick and a whistle for tools. and spelling counts

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from captjim wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

Has a hot chick ever asked you not to kiss her on the mouth while partaking in the horizontal mambo? (Assuming she have seen one of your episodes)

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from jimyoumook wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

are you really nuts or is that just a character you play on tv

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from neuman23 wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

How uncomfortable did Benny Spies make you during his interview?

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from jhartwig24 wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

If you had to eat only one thing (from the wild) for the rest of your life, what would it be?

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from QDMGuy wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

I would ask him if there's anything he wouldn't be able to do in a survival situation. But then again... after eating rotting meat and a self given enema, I don't think I want to know the answer!

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from trapper vic wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

Ok Bear heres a real test. 4 days in the toaster with Benny spies. Do you really think you could survive that!

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from pineywoods wrote 2 years 23 weeks ago

How long do you think you could go without food before you cut off one of your arms and ate it?

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