Hey guys,heard this one today thought I'd pass it along,if anyone knows any good outdoor based jokes lets share em...
A woman goes to a sporting goods store to buy a rod and reel for her son's birthday.She grabs one and approachs the clerk,who's wearing dark sunglasses.
"Can you tell me about this rod and reel?" she asks.
"Ma'am,I'm completely blind",he replies."But if you drop it on the countertop,I'll tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."
She drops the rod on the countertop.
"Thats a six foot medium action graphite rod with a Shimano spinning reel spooled with 10 pound test line",the clerk declares."Its on sale this week for $20."
"I'll take it!" the woman exclaims.She opens her purse,and her credit card falls to the floor.The woman bends down to pick it up and accidently lets one rip.She's embarrassed but decides not to draw attention to it when the blind man doesn't react
The clerk rings her up and says,"That will be $35 please"
"Didn't you just tell me it was on sale for $20?" asks the baffled woman.
"The rod and reel is $20," the clerk replies,"but the duck call is $10, and the catfish stinkbait costs $5."