Hunting

funny hunting stories

two idiots that love to hunt decide to hunt duck for the first time.so they buy a survivors needs gps, and a new ford 150. so them, there black lab, and there BRAND SPANKIN NEW f-150 go duck hunting. when they get to the lake they all get out, but the lake is frozen over. so they look up in there survivors needs gps what to do when a lakes frozen. on the gps it said "if your two idiots hunting duck on a frozen lake press this button. they press it. a stick of dinamite comes out the two idiots decide to use the dinamite to blow a hole in the ice but if they lit the dinamite and ran away they wold blow up with the ice. soooooooo the two idiots decide to lite the dinamite, throw it, and run away. so they lite it and throw it................. and the black lab who had been pationatly waiting rushed into action wanting to retrive the dinamite the hunters relize that there black lab is runnig toward them with a stick of dinamite in his mouth.one of the idiots trys to shoot the dog but he is real bad aim and its only number 8 bird shot so it just scares the black lab the black lab. confused, angry, and hurt the black lab runs under the ford f-150.................. BOOM the two idiots are left with a gps and some singed floorbord.
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