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funny hunting stories

two idiots that love to hunt decide to hunt duck for the first time.so they buy a survivors needs gps, and a new ford 150. so them, there black lab, and there BRAND SPANKIN NEW f-150 go duck hunting. when they get to the lake they all get out, but the lake is frozen over. so they look up in there survivors needs gps what to do when a lakes frozen. on the gps it said "if your two idiots hunting duck on a frozen lake press this button. they press it. a stick of dinamite comes out the two idiots decide to use the dinamite to blow a hole in the ice but if they lit the dinamite and ran away they wold blow up with the ice. soooooooo the two idiots decide to lite the dinamite, throw it, and run away. so they lite it and throw it................. and the black lab who had been pationatly waiting rushed into action wanting to retrive the dinamite the hunters relize that there black lab is runnig toward them with a stick of dinamite in his mouth.one of the idiots trys to shoot the dog but he is real bad aim and its only number 8 bird shot so it just scares the black lab the black lab. confused, angry, and hurt the black lab runs under the ford f-150.................. BOOM the two idiots are left with a gps and some singed floorbord.
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from Smitty18 wrote 3 years 34 weeks ago

This is a true story.
It was late flintlock season and it was about 20 degrees. Me and my dad were on our way out so i decided to stop and take a dump. i decided to burn the paper instead of burrying it for the warmth of the fire. i Managed to get about half of my clothes on at the time when i heard a friend on the radio telling us he jumped a deer. i ran over to my gun and got ready. i was wearing under armour pants and my outer pants were around my ankles and i had just a lite coat on. with the fire burning and me standing in the open with my black pants contrasting with the snow the deer arrived. he came twenty yards from me. i pulled the trigger only to see one lone spark fall to the ground. i recocked the hammer and tried again but to no avail. the little buck left and i began getting dressed again and rewarming with the little fire that was still burning. everytime i go to that spot i remember the one i almost got with my pants on the ground.

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from rugerman wrote 4 years 33 weeks ago

True story. Several years a local who was a known spotliter had had a few beers and was out driving around looking for a deer. Well being sort of drunk he was shining his light and sees a let of eyes glowing in a pasture so he gets out his rifle and shoots it between the eyes, he then drives off until things quiet down and after a while he comes back to check on his kill. He gets out and goes to look and finds his dad's brand new bull shot between the eyes. He never did spotlight again.

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from www.dropjhook.com wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

There was a father & son pair of mighty hunters. They allways struted around just to proud looking like a peacock. They get a 180's whitetail evreyone was surprised because this pair was 5 cans short of a six pack. After a few years they where pulling in nice size game on a regular basis. Turns out the locals was right they must of been cheating they where to lazy & not smart enuff to keep bringing in animals like they did. One night the Fish&Game gets a phone call there is gun shots going off on my ranch. This is a big area so it takes the game warden some time to get to where the shots took place. Any ways they find the mighty hunting pair trying to drag the ranchers horse of into the woods. They end up telling on them selfs they said they was spot lighting & they seen a herd of big aniamls with lots of eyes looking at them so we opend up we thought it was a herd of elk! So in the end bad guys never win they just look good untill they get busted!!!

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from www.dropjhook.com wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

There was a father & son pair of mighty hunters. They allways struted around just to proud looking like a peacock. They get a 180's whitetail evreyone was surprised because this pair was 5 cans short of a six pack. After a few years they where pulling in nice size game on a regular basis. Turns out the locals was right they must of been cheating they where to lazy & not smart enuff to keep bringing in animals like they did. One night the Fish&Game gets a phone call there is gun shots going off on my ranch. This is a big area so it takes the game warden some time to get to where the shots took place. Any ways they find the mighty hunting pair trying to drag the ranchers horse of into the woods. They end up telling on them selfs they said they was spot lighting & they seen a herd of big aniamls with lots of eyes looking at them so we opend up we thought it was a herd of elk! So in the end bad guys never win they just look good untill they get busted!!!

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from rugerman wrote 4 years 33 weeks ago

True story. Several years a local who was a known spotliter had had a few beers and was out driving around looking for a deer. Well being sort of drunk he was shining his light and sees a let of eyes glowing in a pasture so he gets out his rifle and shoots it between the eyes, he then drives off until things quiet down and after a while he comes back to check on his kill. He gets out and goes to look and finds his dad's brand new bull shot between the eyes. He never did spotlight again.

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from Smitty18 wrote 3 years 34 weeks ago

This is a true story.
It was late flintlock season and it was about 20 degrees. Me and my dad were on our way out so i decided to stop and take a dump. i decided to burn the paper instead of burrying it for the warmth of the fire. i Managed to get about half of my clothes on at the time when i heard a friend on the radio telling us he jumped a deer. i ran over to my gun and got ready. i was wearing under armour pants and my outer pants were around my ankles and i had just a lite coat on. with the fire burning and me standing in the open with my black pants contrasting with the snow the deer arrived. he came twenty yards from me. i pulled the trigger only to see one lone spark fall to the ground. i recocked the hammer and tried again but to no avail. the little buck left and i began getting dressed again and rewarming with the little fire that was still burning. everytime i go to that spot i remember the one i almost got with my pants on the ground.

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