Dumbest Poachers Ever
There's little doubt that those who poach wildlife and break game laws are not the sharpest tools in the shed. Here are some examples…
Dumb and Dumber
An Oregon poacher and his accomplice were arrested and subsequently charged after they attempted to enter an illegally taken trophy-class blacktail buck in a local grocery store’s big buck contest.
For starters, the numbskulls were unable to produce a valid deer tag to qualify for the contest, initially raising the suspicions of some folks at the Fox Grocery store near Beaver, Oregon. In addition, witnesses also noticed that the buck appeared to have been shot numerous times with a small-caliber firearm--a .22, to be exact.
Further proving that poachers aren’t rocket scientists, when his entry was disallowed, Michael Wert, 32, proudly posed for a photograph with the deer. The snapshot was enough to lead state police officers to a residence, where they arrested Wert and convicted felon Steven Klahn, 40, on multiple charges, including waste of a game mammal, borrowing a deer tag and illegal possession of deer taken with a prohibited weapon.
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to "the good hunter" I'd sure like to know exactly who you are, thinking you know so much about the "internet wife" that Gary has and what I am letting him use of my "dead husband's". You know NOTHING of his/our situation or life and for you to write something like that is totally unacceptable. Gary made bad choices and is paying for them more than anybody could ever know so get off your high horse and stop judging.
what a complete and total moron. It sounds like something my idiot white trash stepson and his retard buddies would try
Poachers make me sick.Can't standem at all.They need to make tougher laws against them,like higher fines and time in prison.
how dumb can poachers get i mean if u shoot a deer right by a rode someone is going to see and how dumb are you if you go trespass and fish in a sherrifs pond??!!
why do poachers think they can get away with what they are doing. If we have to hunting laws they sould to.
Seriously, how dumb can you get? Posting your pictures of illegally taken game online and bragging about them. If your stupid enough to poach, you should at least be smart enough not to go blabbing about it.
These kind of people give PETA a reason to ban hunting. It's downright infuriating that people can be so idiotic.
These kind of people are the reason PETA and the Humane Society act the way they do.
Wow there are some real stupid people out there.
People are going to do irresponsible stuff. No doubt or question about it. It is up to the people who see it to report it. It's up to the law enforcement personnel to enforce the laws and make the arrest. It's up to the courts and sometimes a jury to decide the right punishment and uphold the laws already in place.
When it comes to poaching the the offenders should have the book thrown at them and they should lose their hunting privilages for life. The idiot that had his girlfriends 13 yr old daughter do his dirty work. Max on everything should've been in order.
For the ones that turned in these morons Thank you!
Best dam quotes ever. Keep up the good work...
Poachers need to be poached!!! I find it incredible that guys would try such a stunt.
Maybe good ole darwin was on to something.
Hey Bo, you got any more of that stuff ?
im happy those poachers got caught i hate paoching you take animals illegaly and possibly take chances away from ethical deserving hunters
They're all idiots, but the one's posting evidence of their crimes on the internet really deserve some kind of dumb@$$ prize.
There are some real jerks in this world! Thank goodness at least some of them get caught and punished. Oftentimes I feel as if the punishment should be more severe.
Unfortunately all of these miscreants are fully capable of procreating and passing their genes on to further generation doomed by the depth of the gene pool. Those particular pools need to be drained and filled with dirt.
"The car hit a drainage ditch while the three drove from the field, and Haen struck his head on the steering wheel. His injury required stitches, according to the court."
Good, the guy got what he deserved. He should have had his vehicle and driving license taken away.
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Unfortunately all of these miscreants are fully capable of procreating and passing their genes on to further generation doomed by the depth of the gene pool. Those particular pools need to be drained and filled with dirt.
"The car hit a drainage ditch while the three drove from the field, and Haen struck his head on the steering wheel. His injury required stitches, according to the court."
Good, the guy got what he deserved. He should have had his vehicle and driving license taken away.
There are some real jerks in this world! Thank goodness at least some of them get caught and punished. Oftentimes I feel as if the punishment should be more severe.
They're all idiots, but the one's posting evidence of their crimes on the internet really deserve some kind of dumb@$$ prize.
to "the good hunter" I'd sure like to know exactly who you are, thinking you know so much about the "internet wife" that Gary has and what I am letting him use of my "dead husband's". You know NOTHING of his/our situation or life and for you to write something like that is totally unacceptable. Gary made bad choices and is paying for them more than anybody could ever know so get off your high horse and stop judging.
People are going to do irresponsible stuff. No doubt or question about it. It is up to the people who see it to report it. It's up to the law enforcement personnel to enforce the laws and make the arrest. It's up to the courts and sometimes a jury to decide the right punishment and uphold the laws already in place.
When it comes to poaching the the offenders should have the book thrown at them and they should lose their hunting privilages for life. The idiot that had his girlfriends 13 yr old daughter do his dirty work. Max on everything should've been in order.
For the ones that turned in these morons Thank you!
Seriously, how dumb can you get? Posting your pictures of illegally taken game online and bragging about them. If your stupid enough to poach, you should at least be smart enough not to go blabbing about it.
Poachers make me sick.Can't standem at all.They need to make tougher laws against them,like higher fines and time in prison.
what a complete and total moron. It sounds like something my idiot white trash stepson and his retard buddies would try
Poachers need to be poached!!! I find it incredible that guys would try such a stunt.
Maybe good ole darwin was on to something.
Best dam quotes ever. Keep up the good work...
Wow there are some real stupid people out there.
These kind of people are the reason PETA and the Humane Society act the way they do.
why do poachers think they can get away with what they are doing. If we have to hunting laws they sould to.
how dumb can poachers get i mean if u shoot a deer right by a rode someone is going to see and how dumb are you if you go trespass and fish in a sherrifs pond??!!
im happy those poachers got caught i hate paoching you take animals illegaly and possibly take chances away from ethical deserving hunters
Hey Bo, you got any more of that stuff ?
These kind of people give PETA a reason to ban hunting. It's downright infuriating that people can be so idiotic.
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