Gayne's Fantasy Hunts
Gayne looks at the game animals he never got to hunt and, because of their endangered status, probably never will.
Remember, this list is a humorous and hypothetical look at the animals I would have loved to hunt when they were legal to hunt. AdvertisementRelated PhotosSUBMIT YOUR PHOTOSADVERTISEMENTAdvertisement |
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I'm up for a Nantucket Sleigh Ride! Put me down for a ticket on your next Sperm Whale hunting (fishing?) cruise. "Fish On! Er, kinda..."
I would have to say an Irish Elk and any one of the "Birds of Paradise" would be at the top of my list!
Thundaaah Cougahhh falcone berrd!!! yehh!!
Right On Captain! Then we could use them to bait in a T Rex! No shortage of Hollywoodium estupidus these days. In fact from a biological standpoint the herd does need to be thinned to prevent starvation, overpopulation, and loss of habitat.
Good to know about the gaur
Gaur are still huntable,at least mix breed Gaur are,in some Texas exoctic game ranches.
If I have to choose a hunt that is completely illegal and will never happen... hmmmm, that has to be for the rare species Hollywoodium Estupidus. Members of this species include Lindsay Lohan, Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, etc. (I would say that hunting from a car is suggested, especially since if the first try is not a success you can change gears to Reverse and try again.)
Dig the tiger and the panda. Don't have anywhere to put a sperm whale or orca. Would love to go for: Castor Ohioensis (giant beaver), Smilodon Fatalis (Saber Tooth Cat), Arctodis Simus(Greater Short Faced Bear), King Deer, Asian Ostrich (extinct, China), and maybe a Dinofelis (african Sabertooth). Throw in a Terror Bird for Good measure.
Gayne, your boy Putin might not like you wanting to shoot one of his tigers
i like the cloning idea as well. Also like adding the bald eagle to the list. Killer whale rug is my favorite in gallery although i would like Rai's rug too
Gayne- if you, along with the rest of us want to fanaticize about possible animals to hunt, we need to look at all those wonderful mega mammals that died out at the end of the Pleistocene. Irish Elk, North American Lion, Giant Polar Bears, Wooly Mammoths (which science has cloned blood cells from), Giant Condors, Saber tooth cats, Stag Moose, and the like. I say we clone ‘em back into existence, wipe ‘em out again ourselves. Mother nature needs to learn to share in the fun.
What about a Bald Eagle? That would make one hell of a full mount perched up on the mantle!
**Disclaimer. I am by no means condoning the shooting of a Bald Eagle.
I just think they are one of the prettiest birds out there. Hell on game birds though.
Gayne Gayne, always wanting something you can't have, kind of reminds me of a dog chasing it's tail around & around the living room floor. But since you brought up the topic of hunting tigers on top of a elephant you guy's got to watch this video =---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQy-FQtKoGo&feature=related
Wouldn't you have a "violent disposition" if you looked like a Mandrill???
I'd go for the tiger. ok, the panda too.
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Gaur are still huntable,at least mix breed Gaur are,in some Texas exoctic game ranches.
I'd go for the tiger. ok, the panda too.
Wouldn't you have a "violent disposition" if you looked like a Mandrill???
Gayne Gayne, always wanting something you can't have, kind of reminds me of a dog chasing it's tail around & around the living room floor. But since you brought up the topic of hunting tigers on top of a elephant you guy's got to watch this video =---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQy-FQtKoGo&feature=related
What about a Bald Eagle? That would make one hell of a full mount perched up on the mantle!
**Disclaimer. I am by no means condoning the shooting of a Bald Eagle.
I just think they are one of the prettiest birds out there. Hell on game birds though.
Gayne- if you, along with the rest of us want to fanaticize about possible animals to hunt, we need to look at all those wonderful mega mammals that died out at the end of the Pleistocene. Irish Elk, North American Lion, Giant Polar Bears, Wooly Mammoths (which science has cloned blood cells from), Giant Condors, Saber tooth cats, Stag Moose, and the like. I say we clone ‘em back into existence, wipe ‘em out again ourselves. Mother nature needs to learn to share in the fun.
i like the cloning idea as well. Also like adding the bald eagle to the list. Killer whale rug is my favorite in gallery although i would like Rai's rug too
If I have to choose a hunt that is completely illegal and will never happen... hmmmm, that has to be for the rare species Hollywoodium Estupidus. Members of this species include Lindsay Lohan, Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, etc. (I would say that hunting from a car is suggested, especially since if the first try is not a success you can change gears to Reverse and try again.)
I would have to say an Irish Elk and any one of the "Birds of Paradise" would be at the top of my list!
Gayne, your boy Putin might not like you wanting to shoot one of his tigers
Dig the tiger and the panda. Don't have anywhere to put a sperm whale or orca. Would love to go for: Castor Ohioensis (giant beaver), Smilodon Fatalis (Saber Tooth Cat), Arctodis Simus(Greater Short Faced Bear), King Deer, Asian Ostrich (extinct, China), and maybe a Dinofelis (african Sabertooth). Throw in a Terror Bird for Good measure.
Good to know about the gaur
Right On Captain! Then we could use them to bait in a T Rex! No shortage of Hollywoodium estupidus these days. In fact from a biological standpoint the herd does need to be thinned to prevent starvation, overpopulation, and loss of habitat.
Thundaaah Cougahhh falcone berrd!!! yehh!!
I'm up for a Nantucket Sleigh Ride! Put me down for a ticket on your next Sperm Whale hunting (fishing?) cruise. "Fish On! Er, kinda..."
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