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Amusing Apparel
Witty hunting and fishing shirts for warm days.
![]() It’s getting hotter outside, which means it’s time to open the drawers and don your favorite hunting or fishing t-shirt. Here are a few that caught our eye. If you own a funny outdoor t-shirt, leave the slogan in the comments section below. Wear ‘em loud and proud this summer! AdvertisementADVERTISEMENT |
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"My Other Shirt is a Pump-Action Remington."
"I do what the voices in my treestand tell me to"
Years ago I had one that said something like "Hunting: the art of pursuing, stalking game, or sitting in a blind while freezing, waiting for something less than expected to come just out of range."
Funny stuff, Bo!
" hunters for vegitations rights, we kill the animals so they wont eat the nice plants".
vegetarian = Old indian word for "bad hunter"
I fish, therefore I lie
fishing tackle: an extreme maneuver, designed to prevent a competitor from reaching the best spot before you
There was a man who loved to ice fish. He went out on a patch of ice, and started cutting a hole in it. Suddenly, he heard a voice from above: "Young man, you are wasting your time. There are no fish down there." He moved off, and the voice repeated, "There are no fish there either". Stubborn, he moved again, only to hear "Young man, I say again, you're wasting your time!" He looked up, and said "Okay, I heard you! Who are you anyway-God?" "No, I'm the manager of the ice-skating rink".
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
Ask me to get up at 7:00 for school, and I refuse. Ask me to get up at 4:00 for hunting, and I don't even need coffee.
"i dont shoot innocent animals, i only shoot the ones that look guilty"
Animals are our friends, our delicious fun to shoot friends!
Where can you get some of these shirts?....but I got one from bass pro that says, "stop looking at my bass" :)
From Dillard's Outdoor Store: "There is nothing to fear but fear itself. (And Bears)."
I used to have one that said: "Hunters like to do it in the Bush!"
There is a place for all of God's creatures --- right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy.
I have a strong distase for t-shirts (too confining) and for message t-shirts especially. They are like car alarms......evryboby has them, so no one pays attetion to any of them.
How about...We interrupt this marriage to bring you the hunting season.
My Granny smells beter than you also ...
Bambi makes a cute sandwich
I've got two of them.
One says "Got Elk?"(Craig,Colo)
The other says I Live with Fear everyday!, But sometimes she lets me go hunting!.
If fishing is a sport, youre looking at an athlete!
I picked one up in a little Wyoming town that says on the back "I have a marriage license and a fishing license, but I only keep one of them in my wallet."
I have a hole in my bass where the crappie come out!
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Years ago I had one that said something like "Hunting: the art of pursuing, stalking game, or sitting in a blind while freezing, waiting for something less than expected to come just out of range."
" hunters for vegitations rights, we kill the animals so they wont eat the nice plants".
vegetarian = Old indian word for "bad hunter"
"My Other Shirt is a Pump-Action Remington."
"I do what the voices in my treestand tell me to"
Funny stuff, Bo!
I fish, therefore I lie
fishing tackle: an extreme maneuver, designed to prevent a competitor from reaching the best spot before you
There was a man who loved to ice fish. He went out on a patch of ice, and started cutting a hole in it. Suddenly, he heard a voice from above: "Young man, you are wasting your time. There are no fish down there." He moved off, and the voice repeated, "There are no fish there either". Stubborn, he moved again, only to hear "Young man, I say again, you're wasting your time!" He looked up, and said "Okay, I heard you! Who are you anyway-God?" "No, I'm the manager of the ice-skating rink".
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
Ask me to get up at 7:00 for school, and I refuse. Ask me to get up at 4:00 for hunting, and I don't even need coffee.
From Dillard's Outdoor Store: "There is nothing to fear but fear itself. (And Bears)."
I used to have one that said: "Hunters like to do it in the Bush!"
There is a place for all of God's creatures --- right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy.
How about...We interrupt this marriage to bring you the hunting season.
Bambi makes a cute sandwich
I've got two of them.
One says "Got Elk?"(Craig,Colo)
The other says I Live with Fear everyday!, But sometimes she lets me go hunting!.
I picked one up in a little Wyoming town that says on the back "I have a marriage license and a fishing license, but I only keep one of them in my wallet."
"i dont shoot innocent animals, i only shoot the ones that look guilty"
Animals are our friends, our delicious fun to shoot friends!
Where can you get some of these shirts?....but I got one from bass pro that says, "stop looking at my bass" :)
My Granny smells beter than you also ...
If fishing is a sport, youre looking at an athlete!
I have a hole in my bass where the crappie come out!
I have a strong distase for t-shirts (too confining) and for message t-shirts especially. They are like car alarms......evryboby has them, so no one pays attetion to any of them.
Post a Comment (200 characters or less)