Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip. Three days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?
Three days later the three friends get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there enjoying an ice cold beer. The tent was set up, firewood gathered, ice chest full of beer, and fish cooking on the fire, almost ready to eat.
"Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Two nights ago I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"
"I pulled her hands off my face and she was wearing a brand new see-through nightie, and did she look great! She then took my hand and I followed her to our bedroom like a little puppy. The room had two dozen lit candles and rose petals all over. Soft music was playing, and on the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. Then, with a devilish little grin on her face, she said 'do whatever you want.' with that sweet southern drawl of hers."
"Well, Here I am!"