Another man should have listened to his wife. While this fellow stood alongside his truck and shot twice at an elk decoy, his wife slid behind the wheel and drove off, leaving him standing in the road. When the officers caught up with the woman (she wasn't charged with any crime), she said, "I told that sonuva#*@!* that elk was a decoy!" She was heading back to camp without him, 15 miles away, but the cops managed to get her to agree to wait for her man.