This was an easy call for me and I’m glad to see that most readers agree with me.

The winner of the “It’s so big…” contest and soon to be proud owner of a new Black Bore “DFA: Death From Above” DVD is iwfeeney for his boast that “It’s so big Aishwarya Rai uses it to hide from Gayne.”


Wait a minute? Why would Aishwarya Rai want to hide from me?