_- Chuck Norris doesn't hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
- Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
- Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattlesnake…After three days of pain and agony…the snake died.
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