Bad Teacher: Decoys Stolen Before Youth Waterfowl Seminar

Scrooge came early to Colorado.

The antithesis of the season's holiday cheer reportedly drives a white full-size pickup with the words "Yenter" written diagonally down the door. And he's a decoy thief.

Colorado Parks and Wildlife officers are looking for the driver and passenger of the truck to question them about the theft of approximately 60 duck and goose decoys that were intended to teach young hunters about waterfowling. The dekes, along with several hunting blinds, were stolen hours before the educational event took place near Delta, Colorado.

The suspects reportedly had a dark-colored dog in their company at the time of the theft. We'd like to think the dog had nothing to do with the nefarious act.