“Some day, out of sheer vindictiveness, I hope to venture out on the streams of Montana with a trout-fishing purist, catch a trout, hit its head on a rock, heave it up on the bank to rot, and snort something like ‘The slimy buggers are ruining perfectly good sucker habitat.’”

-Greg Keeler
“Carp of a Parallel Universe”
Gray’s Sporting Journal, Summer 1988.