Give me a good deer brawl any day. Especially one that’s a Matrix-style, Kung Fu jumping free-for-all like the one pictured here. The only thing that’d make this throw down better would be if these two went at it with gas powered trimmers.

Which reminds me, we’ve got a brand spanking new $199.99 Kawasaki string trimmer here in the Outdoor Life offices just waiting to be put to good use .

As deer lack opposable thumbs and the intelligence to operate machinery, we’ve decided to give it away to whomever comes up with the best caption for this deer fight photo.

You want more?! You got it. We’ve got Kawasaki hats for the five runners up. Plus, click here for the chance to win a $100 Bass Pro Shops gift card.

So, post a caption a caption to this photo in the comments section. Make it funny, make it serious, make it a haiku – whatever you want. Just post your best and post often.