Nope, this video isn’t the trailer for a Clint Eastwood movie, it’s a promo for our new “This Happened to Me” book!

“This Happened to Me” has been a fixture in Outdoor Life since 1940. Now, we’ve compiled 183 of the most adrenaline-filled misadventures experienced by our readers over the last 73 years into one tooth- and claw-filled book. You can buy it at

Unfortunately, the gritty, get-off-my-lawn voice is not included with purchase.