There are a thousand different ways a buck could find himself stuck on a rooftop in France, and all of them involve a bender.

My top two scenarios, however, go like this:

1. Some French guys tired of wearing berets and smoking cigarettes got to drinking, found a deer and stuck him on the roof of the local truffle rustler’s house for kicks.

2. Santa gave Donner his pink slip, and in a fit if depression and self pity, the deer blew his severance on French champagne. One thing led to another and…

Actually, how this buck got stuck on a roof in France is beyond me as I don’t speak French. I just like watching the Frenchies prod him off the roof.

How would you react to finding a deer on your roof? Comment below!