DiplomaCruising Ebay always ends up in an eye-opening experience at all the weird things people are trying to sell, and maybe even weirder, the things they are buying. Came across this one during a time-burning search: a diploma that declares you have received your Doctorate of Turkey Hunting.

Like the knowledge conferred upon the Scarecrow by the Wizard of Oz, it doesn’t mean you’ll become “another Lincoln,” or even a “Walter Parrott,” but it might make a fun gift for that fervent turkey hunter in your house.