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Miami Vice’s Sonny Crockett often used a Mac 10 when a deal “went sour.” I’d get one in .45 ACP, head to west Texas n’ take on some jackrabbits. “Silly rabbit, you can’t out run my 30 round clip.”
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The .50 Desert Eagle can take out a buffalo wearing body armor sitting inside a bank vault. I’ve never actually seen proof of this, but that’s what I hear.
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The problem with a Gatling gun is that you have to have a horse to pull it around. And a strong arm to turn the crank. I got neither.
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I have no doubt I’d look as striking as Johnny Depp if I were to sport a Tommy Gun.
What? My wife said he was striking.
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Quint got good use out of his harpoon gun in Jaws. As great white sharks are now a protected species, I guess I’d use mine to shoot a porpoise. I’m kidding. I meant manatee (kidding again). Photo: nugunslinger
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I’d like to use a flamethrower on my next hog hunt. If successful, I’d get the thrill of the hunt combined with an instantly ready to eat game animal.
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Davy Crockett didn’t take his .48-caliber flintlock “Old Betsy” to the Alamo; he left it with his son in Tennessee. It now resides at the East Tennessee Historical Society Museum in Knoxville. I wonder if they would let me borrow it for a time. I’m a pretty trustworthy guy.
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The Holland & Holland 500/465 double rifle is designed for knocking down elephants. I’d really like to knock down some elephants. Can’t anyone please help me with this dream?
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What does Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai have to do with my gun list? Nothing. Nothing at all.
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Sometimes when I watch the news I get the feeling that I’m the only person in the world who doesn’t have an AK-47. I hate that.
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Little known fact: The MP 5 was the original name of the Jackson 5. Not sure why they changed it.
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The Browning M1917 machine gun featured prominently in the end of The Wild Bunch.
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There’s a possum that’s been sticking his rat-like pink nose in my dog’s food bowl these past few weeks. I’d like to take him down with a Tazer shotgun. “How’s twenty-one jigga-watts up your pouch feel, you little dog-food stealing rat!”

He’s not a gun writer but Gayne Young knows what he likes. Or wants at least. What guns are on your dream list?

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