1. Have your mail held.
2. Set lights on a timer
3. Dispose of perishables
4. Lock the windows
5. Give travel info to a neighbor
6. Unplug appliances
7. Stop any leaks or drips
8. Adjust the thermostat


Tips and illustrations are from the new book Show Me How to Survive, which will be coming soon from publisher Weldon Owen. A NOTE TO READERS
The depictions in this gallery are presented for entertainment value only. Please keep the following in mind: RISKY ACTIVITIES:
Certain activities in this gallery are not just risky but downright nutty. Before attempting any new activity, make sure you are aware of your own limitations and have adequately researched all applicable risks. PROFESSIONAL ADVICE:
While every item has been carefully researched, this gallery is not intended to replace professional advice or training of a medical, architectural, sartorial, culinary, athletic, or therapeutic nature — or any other professional advice, for that matter. PHYSICAL AND HEALTH-RELATED ACTIVITIES:
Be sure to consult a physician before attempting any activity involving physical exertion, particularly if you have a condition that could impair or limit your ability to engage in such an activity. Or if you don’t want to look silly. ADULT CONTENT:
The activities in this gallery are intended for adults only. Some of them are probably unwise even for adults; use your common sense and discretion. BREAKING THE LAW:
The information in this gallery should not be used to break any applicable law or regulation. All information in this gallery has been carefully researched and fact-checked. However, the publisher makes no warranty, express or implied, that the information is appropriate for every (or any) individual, situation, or purpose, and assumes no responsibility for errors or omissions. You assume the risk and full responsibility for all your actions, and the publishers will not be held responsible for any loss or damage of any sort, whether consequential, incidental, special, or otherwise that may result from the information presented.

Be ready before you hit the road.