Wise and hilarious musings on one of our favorite past-times
Posted on Feb 8, 2011 12:53 AM EST
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For centuries people have tried to describe fishing with pen and paper. Here are some of the smartest, funniest and most creative attempts.
Game fish are too valuable to be caught only once.
– Lee Wulff OL"Carpe Diem" does not mean "fish of the day." -Author Unknown dezidorCalling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.
-Paul Schullery Free useIf people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. -Doug Larson lsuffMany men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.
-Henry David Thoreau Free UseThe fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.
-A.K. Best Mats HagwallTime is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it; but while I drink I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is. Its thin current slides away, but eternity remains. – Henry David Thoreau Adam PieniazekMost of the world is covered by water. A fisherman's job is simple: Pick out the best parts.
-Charles Waterman Christian FischerCreeps and idiots cannot conceal themselves for long on a fishing trip.
-John Gierach Trout UnlimitedMy Biggest worry is that when I'm dead and gone, my wife will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it.
– Koos Brandt Tony WareliusThere's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-Steven Wright rengber"Fly fishermen are born honest, but they get over it."
– Ed Zern Bugeaters"Fly-fishing is the most fun you can have standing up."
– Arnold Gingrich rengber"All Americans believe that they are born fishermen. For a man to admit a distaste for fishing would be like denouncing mother-love or hating moonlight."
-John Steinbeck Free Use"Many of the most highly publicized events of my presidency are not nearly as memorable or significant in my life as fishing with my daddy."
– Jimmy Carter Free Use"Some go to church and think about fishing, others go fishing and think about God."
– Tony Blake Free Use"I am not against golf, since I cannot suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout."
– Paul O'Neil Sands Beach LanzaroteIf fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business.
– Sparse Grey Hackle (Alfred W. Miller) Free Use"What a tourist terms a plague of insects, the fly fisher calls a great hatch."
-Patrick F. McManus Mark Robinson-"You know fish is great brain food." -"Well, you know, then you should fish for a whale!" Larry and Moe (of the Three Stooges)"There are only two occasions when Americans respect privacy, especially in Presidents. Those are prayer and fishing." Herbert Hoover"I marvel how the fishes live in the sea. Why, as men do a-land; the great ones eat up the little ones." William Shakespeare"Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl." Ernest Hemingway"The water you touch in a river is the last of that which has passed, and the first of that which is coming; thus it is with time." Leonardo DaVinci"Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary." Patrick McManus"We got no troubles…life is the bubbles, under the sea." Sebastian from The Little MermaidSimon Peter saith unto them, I go a fishing. They say unto him, We also go with thee. They went forth, and entered into a ship immediately; and that night they caught nothing. John 21:3 (Holy Bible)"Be patient and calm – for no one can catch fish in anger." Herbert Hoover"If I fished only to capture fish, my fishing trips would have ended long ago."Zane Grey"Govern a family as you would cook a small fish–very gently." Chinese proverb"To him, all good things–trout as well as eternal salvation–come by grace and grace comes by art and art does not come easy." Norman Maclean (author, A River Runs Through It)"Angling may be said to be so like the mathematics that it can never be fully learned." Izaak Walton"If fishing is a religion, fly fishing is high church." Tom Brokaw"Fishing is a discipline in the equality of men–for all men are equal before fish." Herbert Hoover-"Hey, this fish looks like Moe."
-"It is Moe!"
(Curly and Larry of The Three Stooges)"Do not tell fish stories where the people know you. Particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish." Mark Twain"There's no taking trout with dry breeches." Cervantes"Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity." Karl Marx"Lots of people committed crimes during the year who would not have done so if they had been fishing. The increase of crime is among those deprived of the regenerations that impregnate the mind and character of the fisherman." Herbert Hoover"It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming." John Steinbeck"It is not a fish until it is on the bank." Old British saying"The best time to go fishing is when you can get away." Robert Traver
For centuries people have tried to describe fishing with pen and paper. Here’s some of the smartest, funniest and most creative attempts.
