You used to play college football for Central Michigan and although I've asked you about that experience many times before, you always end up telling me stories about the showers. Real creepy things about the showers. Stories that make me real uncomfortable. Where was I going with this? Oh, I know - tell us about the biggest hit you ever gave or took.
I think you are remembering wrong. You were telling me about the showers you used to take with your scout master when you were young and how I was trying to convince you that it was wrong, but you were dead set that it was all innocent fun.