Hunting Afghanistan



The results were comical, frightening, and very telling of a hopeful future. Click forward to see The Captain’s interviews.

Captain: Why is that?
Mumtoz: It is up way high in the mountains of Nuristan. Why hunt that high when there are goats everywhere?
Captain: Good point.

Me: Have you ever seen one of these hunts?
Jamshidi: No, when I was a child in the north we had bigger problems.
Captain: Like what?
Jamshidi: The Russians.

Captain: How much do they go for?
Bari: About $1,000
Captain: Are you joking?
Bari: Yeah, I have no idea how much they are. I have never tried to buy them.

“I saw some of these dogs in Germany,” the Major said. “… and lots and lots of pretty women.”

Them: “Who’s Gayne?”
Captain: “He’s a writer.”
Them: “Never heard of him.”


“Hunters either use dogs to run these animals down and then shoot them with AK-47s or shotguns, or they trap them…”

Lieutenant Colonel Mohammad: “No like this…” he said, drawing a steel bear trap.
Captain: “That’ll do it”



Captain: “Sergeant Major, that is the most awesome thing you have ever said to me.”

And yes, there was no picture of the beautiful Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai in the gallery this time. I purposely did not include one out of respect to the Afghan soldiers that will undoubtedly be reading this piece. After all, they’re our friends.
Except for maybe that one guy. He looked like he wanted to beat the heck out of someone.