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Dumbest Laws Ever

Dumbest Laws Ever

Did you know that it's illegal to "educate" a dog in Connecticut? There are many more pretty ridiculous hunting and fishing-related laws where that one came from!
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from SD_Whitetail_Hntr wrote 32 weeks 2 days ago

Gotta love dumb laws.. our state senates never waste any time though, right?

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from blackwolftdm wrote 32 weeks 2 days ago

lol thats all priceless, im from ohio now i know i cant fish for whales on sunday good thing to know haha

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from Yoda wrote 32 weeks 2 days ago

Ha Ha, nice there are definitely some weird ones out there.

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from pjsabella wrote 32 weeks 2 days ago

Hahahahaha....I'm from Jersey and the one about not giving alcohol and cigs to zoo animals is classic Jersey!!! I love these!!!!

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from Mike wrote 32 weeks 1 day ago

One has to wonder about the situation (and people) that prompted some of these laws.

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from seadog wrote 32 weeks 1 day ago

I think I broke some of these laws. Thanks to the 5th Amendment, I don't have to say which ones.

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from charlie elk wrote 32 weeks 13 hours ago

#14 porcupine sex. LOL Only in the modern age would anyone think of that. Where have all the morals gone. ;-)

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from seadog wrote 32 weeks 16 min ago

Hey Charlie,
Besides being immoral, I can think of a whole lot of reasons why porcupine sex might be a bad idea. lol

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from simpleman wrote 31 weeks 6 days ago

Okay, some hilarious, but what about noodling??? Oklahoma/Texas is the only place i know it's common place. Not outlawed there to catch a fish with your hands.. i wonder what other states "technically" have that law?

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from Seth Koertner wrote 31 weeks 6 days ago

how do you molest a butterfly???

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from Seth Koertner wrote 31 weeks 6 days ago

ok. im from nebraska and i want to know where to find whales to fish

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from BriR wrote 31 weeks 6 days ago

The dumbest of all the dumb laws are the ones in the "blue law" states that prohibit Sunday hunting.

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from computererds wrote 31 weeks 6 days ago

@Seth Koertner: Pull the wings off or something. Changing 'molest' to something sexually related is a totally modern (and by that I mean in the last 30 years) phenomenon.

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from computererds wrote 31 weeks 6 days ago

@charlie elk: I know you were just saying that for humor, but that law is from the 1880's. No idea how it came about though-- and I would probably hate to know...

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from computererds wrote 31 weeks 6 days ago

"I'm from Nebraska and I want to know where to find whales"

Weight Watchers convention? ;)

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from GoldToyBox wrote 31 weeks 6 days ago

Actually #3 isn't a dumb law.
"There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus"
It's a good law, huge black market on stolen cactus from state & federal lands here in the west.
But
some of the others are just FUNNY! Most are probably left over from the 1800's.

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from Snapcap wrote 31 weeks 4 days ago

That's a good law...Nothing worse than a Moose that can't hold his booze in an airplane!

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from Fishingfreak wrote 31 weeks 1 day ago

# 26 makes sence. Haha dont want to share popcorn with a lion!

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from purplehead wrote 31 weeks 1 day ago

Oh come on. Whats more good clean fun than pushing a few moose out of a plane?

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from korpi219 wrote 30 weeks 4 days ago

That's why my elephant got taken away.....

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from korpi219 wrote 30 weeks 4 days ago

it's all good because my gorilla rides in the front seat

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from Banded wrote 30 weeks 1 day ago

It is absolutely NOT against the law to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.

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from Crockett024 wrote 28 weeks 5 days ago

A lot of these laws are just plain dumb. It is illegal to push a moose off an airplane? Like any pilot would let a moose on an airplane.

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from mikeburgess wrote 27 weeks 5 days ago

Are you kidding me? This stuff cannot be for real.

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from Ruckweiler wrote 26 weeks 4 days ago

The US Camel Corps was an experiment in the Southwest US for mobility in the desert. Jefferson Davis, as Secretary of War, authorized this prior to the Civil War but it was abandoned and the camels let loose. That's probably the reason for the prohibition against camel hunting.

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from Newyorkcityflyangler wrote 23 weeks 6 days ago

I don't think that Alaska's moose viewing law is dumb. The last thing animals need being harassed by idiots in low flying planes.

And it's probably impractical to train the moose to use shoulder carried anti-aircraft launchers. ;-)

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from PittsburghDeerH... wrote 8 weeks 2 days ago

I saw these on http://www.dumblaws.com/ Did you know in Pennsylvania it's illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outside and sing in the bathtub! I broke the law when I was six...

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from ableskeever wrote 8 weeks 1 day ago

You know that the bad thing is that someone did something so that they had to make each of these laws in the first place.

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from cdavis1887 wrote 8 weeks 21 hours ago

#14 all i can say is OWWWW

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from Mike wrote 32 weeks 1 day ago

One has to wonder about the situation (and people) that prompted some of these laws.

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from seadog wrote 32 weeks 1 day ago

I think I broke some of these laws. Thanks to the 5th Amendment, I don't have to say which ones.

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from SD_Whitetail_Hntr wrote 32 weeks 2 days ago

Gotta love dumb laws.. our state senates never waste any time though, right?

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from blackwolftdm wrote 32 weeks 2 days ago

lol thats all priceless, im from ohio now i know i cant fish for whales on sunday good thing to know haha

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from Yoda wrote 32 weeks 2 days ago

Ha Ha, nice there are definitely some weird ones out there.

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from pjsabella wrote 32 weeks 2 days ago

Hahahahaha....I'm from Jersey and the one about not giving alcohol and cigs to zoo animals is classic Jersey!!! I love these!!!!

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from charlie elk wrote 32 weeks 13 hours ago

#14 porcupine sex. LOL Only in the modern age would anyone think of that. Where have all the morals gone. ;-)

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from GoldToyBox wrote 31 weeks 6 days ago

Actually #3 isn't a dumb law.
"There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus"
It's a good law, huge black market on stolen cactus from state & federal lands here in the west.
But
some of the others are just FUNNY! Most are probably left over from the 1800's.

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from seadog wrote 32 weeks 16 min ago

Hey Charlie,
Besides being immoral, I can think of a whole lot of reasons why porcupine sex might be a bad idea. lol

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from simpleman wrote 31 weeks 6 days ago

Okay, some hilarious, but what about noodling??? Oklahoma/Texas is the only place i know it's common place. Not outlawed there to catch a fish with your hands.. i wonder what other states "technically" have that law?

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from Seth Koertner wrote 31 weeks 6 days ago

how do you molest a butterfly???

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from Seth Koertner wrote 31 weeks 6 days ago

ok. im from nebraska and i want to know where to find whales to fish

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from BriR wrote 31 weeks 6 days ago

The dumbest of all the dumb laws are the ones in the "blue law" states that prohibit Sunday hunting.

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from computererds wrote 31 weeks 6 days ago

@Seth Koertner: Pull the wings off or something. Changing 'molest' to something sexually related is a totally modern (and by that I mean in the last 30 years) phenomenon.

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from computererds wrote 31 weeks 6 days ago

@charlie elk: I know you were just saying that for humor, but that law is from the 1880's. No idea how it came about though-- and I would probably hate to know...

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from computererds wrote 31 weeks 6 days ago

"I'm from Nebraska and I want to know where to find whales"

Weight Watchers convention? ;)

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from Snapcap wrote 31 weeks 4 days ago

That's a good law...Nothing worse than a Moose that can't hold his booze in an airplane!

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from Fishingfreak wrote 31 weeks 1 day ago

# 26 makes sence. Haha dont want to share popcorn with a lion!

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from purplehead wrote 31 weeks 1 day ago

Oh come on. Whats more good clean fun than pushing a few moose out of a plane?

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from korpi219 wrote 30 weeks 4 days ago

That's why my elephant got taken away.....

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from korpi219 wrote 30 weeks 4 days ago

it's all good because my gorilla rides in the front seat

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from Banded wrote 30 weeks 1 day ago

It is absolutely NOT against the law to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.

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from Crockett024 wrote 28 weeks 5 days ago

A lot of these laws are just plain dumb. It is illegal to push a moose off an airplane? Like any pilot would let a moose on an airplane.

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from mikeburgess wrote 27 weeks 5 days ago

Are you kidding me? This stuff cannot be for real.

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from Ruckweiler wrote 26 weeks 4 days ago

The US Camel Corps was an experiment in the Southwest US for mobility in the desert. Jefferson Davis, as Secretary of War, authorized this prior to the Civil War but it was abandoned and the camels let loose. That's probably the reason for the prohibition against camel hunting.

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from Newyorkcityflyangler wrote 23 weeks 6 days ago

I don't think that Alaska's moose viewing law is dumb. The last thing animals need being harassed by idiots in low flying planes.

And it's probably impractical to train the moose to use shoulder carried anti-aircraft launchers. ;-)

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from PittsburghDeerH... wrote 8 weeks 2 days ago

I saw these on http://www.dumblaws.com/ Did you know in Pennsylvania it's illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outside and sing in the bathtub! I broke the law when I was six...

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from ableskeever wrote 8 weeks 1 day ago

You know that the bad thing is that someone did something so that they had to make each of these laws in the first place.

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from cdavis1887 wrote 8 weeks 21 hours ago

#14 all i can say is OWWWW

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