"Every kid should have an old man. I don't mean just a father. Fathers are all right and I'm not knocking them, since I'm one myself, but from a kid's point of view they spend entirely too much time at a thing called the office or some other equally boring place of work. If you're a kid, what you need is someone who can take you out hunting or fishing or just poking around in the woods anytime you feel the urge. That's an old man. Doing things like that is what old men were designed for."
"The Theory and Application of Old Men"
A Fine and Pleasant Misery, 1981