"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea'." "Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?"
“All political power comes from the barrel of a gun. The communist party must command all the guns, that way, no guns can ever be used to command the party.” Mao Tse Tung
These fishing, hunting, camping and boating one-liners are classics!