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Top Ten Creatures You Hope To Stumble Across in 2012

December 30, 2011
Top Ten Creatures You Hope To Stumble Across in 2012 - 44

Bigfoot, Loch Ness, mermaids, unicorns and dragons... I’ve never seen any of these creatures, and I’ve covered a lot of ground in my day. I’ve even been lost without a camera a few times. You’d think that would have been the perfect time to run into one of these! But, "Nope!", Chuck Testa’d. I’m not lucky enough. Question is what would a guy do? Shoot it? Probably.

There are a ton of myths out there, including whatever always swallows up that missing sock. I have no idea. And Da Turdy Point Buck--where’s he livin’? I definitely haven’t seen him and if I did, what would I do? Miss, most likely.

So, Happy New Year everyone! Let’s hear what critter you’d like to finally get an encounter with in 2012!

Here’s Mine: A Liger! If Napoleon believes--I believe!

Write your funniest ideas in the comments section for the chance to win an ASAP Survival Gear Pack. Last week’s Winner 

Top Ten Christmas Gifts You Hope Fall Out of Santa’s Sleigh

10.) from pineywoods: Feral hog chia pet.

9.) from Buckshott00: A man bag. I don't care what the salesman told you, it's a purse!

8.) from Sven_Katur: A python.

7.) from Johnnie: Reindeer poop. I have three dogs and I pick up three dogs worth of poop all year long. The one gift that I hope Santa doesn't bring me this year is nine reindeer pooping on my lawn. I have enough poop to pick up as it is.
Merry Christmas everybody!..... Johnnie and Family

6.) from pbshooter1217: A gift certificate to the mall, I was their long enough with my girl friend Christmas shopping.

5.) from Fishman24: A$$less Chaps, I just don't need them.

4.) from ishipley: naked Rosie O'Donell quote of the day calender

3.) from JM: Women's Lingerie...it's not the base layer I want to wear hunting.

2.) from Ric Waters: I carved a brook trout and wan't happy with it. My mom pulled it from my scrap heap, painted it, screwed brass hooks in the side and gave it to me for hanging my keys on.

1.) from drake_whisperer: A week long visit from my new mother-in-law...'nuff said...Anyone need company in a duck blind? The lab and I are ready to load up the wagon and peel out of here.....

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from trudeau wrote 1 year 32 weeks ago

Big Foot, Zombie, Alien, Werewolf, and a Cyclops.
Seth Trudeau

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from Forrest Penner wrote 1 year 47 weeks ago

MANBEARPIG...scariest schnazz out there!

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from 6phunter wrote 2 years 13 weeks ago

ARTIC SNOW SNAKE {NON-VENOMOUS} the most dangerous of all reptiles though,crawls up your azz and freezes you to death

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from SDboy wrote 2 years 14 weeks ago

Benny, I am sure you have one but I want to get the elusive West River Jackalope!

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from SD Firefighter wrote 2 years 14 weeks ago

Benny Spies, with the Toaster, at the Outpost Lodge, Pierre, SD. Drinking beer after a great ROOOOSTER hunt!

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from The Great Onalaskan wrote 2 years 14 weeks ago

A record breaking elk.My brother would hate that.

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from Augustheat wrote 2 years 14 weeks ago

Rudolph....it'll give Santa almost a whole year to find a replacement....

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from CrazyWalsh81 wrote 2 years 14 weeks ago

I've been hunting all my life and I still hear rumors of him still out there and if he is I want to take my shot at it. I would love a crack at the Bald-Headed Killer Bear of Claire County.

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from Andy Hahn wrote 2 years 14 weeks ago

I'd like to see a buck on the ground with antlers that look every bit as big as (or bigger than) they did through the scope.

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from QDMGuy wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

An honest politician.
Any politician if I'm loaded for bear!
The elusive hot red-head!
An intelligent and sweet mother-in-law.
The CEO of PETA!

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from Augustheat wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

How about all of the deer my friend Ronnie "sees" but lets them go because he knows the 15 pointer is still around... they are definitely mythical creatures although there may be one a few yards from me but I can see them over all of the bullsh#* infront of them....

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from jwnorlen wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

I'd like to see that Emu walk out of the corn again as I did about 15 years ago on my first ever bow hunt for deer. And it happened not to far from you, a couple miles east of Willow Lake. Apparently it was an escapee from a farm a few miles south of there. Nothing like an exotic animal on an Eastern SD bow hunt.

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from Chris G. Foltz wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Maryland Governor drowning in "Big Poop Creek".

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from Augustheat wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

An Indianapolis Colt...oh..that's right that season is over...

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from trapper vic wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

A huntn' dog thats not a pisser, a digger or a humper!

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from youngMNsportsman wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

anything that is albino

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from Matt Eckholm wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

I know it wont happen in 2012 but one day I would like to see a viking with a superbowl ring

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from JM wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

A unicorn!

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from Deadeye.remington742 wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

the bulletproof muskrat that was living in my pond last year that I somehow missed three times with my 357 mag...

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from jhartwig24 wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

The mythical creature I hope to find this year would be: 'The Perfect Woman'...
One that will do all the house work, cook all the meals, pay all the bills, and knock my socks off in the bedroom. But she will not piss and moan when I spend more time hunting and fishing than I do with her.

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from Monty Shorter wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

If we are talking mythical creatures or things that never happen, a good looking stripper at the Hop, a gun that never misses, Benny Spies buying drinks. Happy New year everyone.

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from captjim wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Swamp Thing. Preferably carrying a half naked Adrienne Barbeau. (I'm pretty sure she's still hot). I would definitely shoot unless I couldn't figure out which one was the Thing.

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from cjohnsrud wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Turducken!! Then maybe Benny and John Madden will come over for dinner.

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from captjim wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

OK Johnnie, I'll call your Chupacabra and raise you a Jackalope!

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from Johnnie wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Chupacabra.

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from Devin Perkins wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

The deer by brother and 15 year old cousin put 10 12 ga. deer slugs into...

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from SKCUSATEP wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

I've been looking for one of these for a while now and I'm hoping that 2012 is the year. I really really want to find me a Benny Spies that can hit the broadside of a barn! Can anyone give me some tips?

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from ishipley wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

That damned snipe. I've been out all night, every night, for three weeks, banging sticks and whistling, and my drinking buddy says he just misses it.

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from Cabe Chaffin wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

while in the woods with my winchester model 70 30-06 that i got for christmas, i hope to stumble across ingrid e. newkirk (cofounder and president of PETA)

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from The Captain wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

A fartless bird dog.
Wife/boss who encourages me to hunt more.
A two-year-old who will sit still/quiet in a deer stand.

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from Matt Eckholm wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

A stripper without an STD...those seem pretty rare

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from Matt Eckholm wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

A phurkey...pheasant turkey hybrid....delicious

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from captjim wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

I'd like to encounter an alien from outer-space while coon hunting. I'm due a rectal exam and I'm sure it would be much better than Obamacare.

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from captjim wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Bigfoots wife. I'd shoot a few "semi-tastfull" photos and upload them to hairy women dot com for all to enjoy.

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from alwaysWRIGHT wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Jabba the hut, it's better than running into my mother in law!

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from floridahunter wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

A three-legged deaf and blind eight-pointer

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from Blue Ox wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Gustave- the killer crocodile from Burundi.

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from JakeT_little.Racks wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

t-rex

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from Dcast wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Kelly Pickler in a broken down Vaseline Semi! No shooting but definately a good mount!

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

The goose from Jack & the Beanstalk that lays the golden eggs (have you seen the price of gold lately?)

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from 6phunter wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

A GRIFFIN {virgins are the only food source} thought to be extinct in this region due to starvation.

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

A kind, caring, loving and warm woman whose not too smart or too talkative with a body like a brick house that really understands me.

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from IND_NRA wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

How about a list of creatures that I don't want to run into! Rosie O'Donald, Hillary Clinton, anyone from jersey shore.

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from 23 wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

A Leprechaun with a pot of gold that is about to become mine.

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from IND_NRA wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

How about a list of creatures that I don't want to run into! Rosie O'Donald, Hillary Clinton, anyone from jersey shore.

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from 6phunter wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

A GRIFFIN {virgins are the only food source} thought to be extinct in this region due to starvation.

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from captjim wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

I'd like to encounter an alien from outer-space while coon hunting. I'm due a rectal exam and I'm sure it would be much better than Obamacare.

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from Matt Eckholm wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

A phurkey...pheasant turkey hybrid....delicious

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from The Captain wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

A fartless bird dog.
Wife/boss who encourages me to hunt more.
A two-year-old who will sit still/quiet in a deer stand.

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from JakeT_little.Racks wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

t-rex

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from SKCUSATEP wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

I've been looking for one of these for a while now and I'm hoping that 2012 is the year. I really really want to find me a Benny Spies that can hit the broadside of a barn! Can anyone give me some tips?

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Devin Perkins wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

The deer by brother and 15 year old cousin put 10 12 ga. deer slugs into...

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from Johnnie wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Chupacabra.

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from Monty Shorter wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

If we are talking mythical creatures or things that never happen, a good looking stripper at the Hop, a gun that never misses, Benny Spies buying drinks. Happy New year everyone.

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from JM wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

A unicorn!

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from Augustheat wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

An Indianapolis Colt...oh..that's right that season is over...

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from Chris G. Foltz wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Maryland Governor drowning in "Big Poop Creek".

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from Augustheat wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

How about all of the deer my friend Ronnie "sees" but lets them go because he knows the 15 pointer is still around... they are definitely mythical creatures although there may be one a few yards from me but I can see them over all of the bullsh#* infront of them....

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from QDMGuy wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

An honest politician.
Any politician if I'm loaded for bear!
The elusive hot red-head!
An intelligent and sweet mother-in-law.
The CEO of PETA!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Augustheat wrote 2 years 14 weeks ago

Rudolph....it'll give Santa almost a whole year to find a replacement....

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from The Great Onalaskan wrote 2 years 14 weeks ago

A record breaking elk.My brother would hate that.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from SD Firefighter wrote 2 years 14 weeks ago

Benny Spies, with the Toaster, at the Outpost Lodge, Pierre, SD. Drinking beer after a great ROOOOSTER hunt!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from SDboy wrote 2 years 14 weeks ago

Benny, I am sure you have one but I want to get the elusive West River Jackalope!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from 6phunter wrote 2 years 13 weeks ago

ARTIC SNOW SNAKE {NON-VENOMOUS} the most dangerous of all reptiles though,crawls up your azz and freezes you to death

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from 23 wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

A Leprechaun with a pot of gold that is about to become mine.

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

A kind, caring, loving and warm woman whose not too smart or too talkative with a body like a brick house that really understands me.

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from Sven_Katur wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

The goose from Jack & the Beanstalk that lays the golden eggs (have you seen the price of gold lately?)

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from Dcast wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Kelly Pickler in a broken down Vaseline Semi! No shooting but definately a good mount!

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from Blue Ox wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Gustave- the killer crocodile from Burundi.

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from floridahunter wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

A three-legged deaf and blind eight-pointer

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from alwaysWRIGHT wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Jabba the hut, it's better than running into my mother in law!

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from captjim wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Bigfoots wife. I'd shoot a few "semi-tastfull" photos and upload them to hairy women dot com for all to enjoy.

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from Cabe Chaffin wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

while in the woods with my winchester model 70 30-06 that i got for christmas, i hope to stumble across ingrid e. newkirk (cofounder and president of PETA)

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from ishipley wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

That damned snipe. I've been out all night, every night, for three weeks, banging sticks and whistling, and my drinking buddy says he just misses it.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from captjim wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

OK Johnnie, I'll call your Chupacabra and raise you a Jackalope!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from cjohnsrud wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Turducken!! Then maybe Benny and John Madden will come over for dinner.

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from captjim wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Swamp Thing. Preferably carrying a half naked Adrienne Barbeau. (I'm pretty sure she's still hot). I would definitely shoot unless I couldn't figure out which one was the Thing.

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from jhartwig24 wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

The mythical creature I hope to find this year would be: 'The Perfect Woman'...
One that will do all the house work, cook all the meals, pay all the bills, and knock my socks off in the bedroom. But she will not piss and moan when I spend more time hunting and fishing than I do with her.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Deadeye.remington742 wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

the bulletproof muskrat that was living in my pond last year that I somehow missed three times with my 357 mag...

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Matt Eckholm wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

I know it wont happen in 2012 but one day I would like to see a viking with a superbowl ring

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from youngMNsportsman wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

anything that is albino

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from trapper vic wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

A huntn' dog thats not a pisser, a digger or a humper!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from jwnorlen wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

I'd like to see that Emu walk out of the corn again as I did about 15 years ago on my first ever bow hunt for deer. And it happened not to far from you, a couple miles east of Willow Lake. Apparently it was an escapee from a farm a few miles south of there. Nothing like an exotic animal on an Eastern SD bow hunt.

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from Andy Hahn wrote 2 years 14 weeks ago

I'd like to see a buck on the ground with antlers that look every bit as big as (or bigger than) they did through the scope.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from CrazyWalsh81 wrote 2 years 14 weeks ago

I've been hunting all my life and I still hear rumors of him still out there and if he is I want to take my shot at it. I would love a crack at the Bald-Headed Killer Bear of Claire County.

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from Forrest Penner wrote 1 year 47 weeks ago

MANBEARPIG...scariest schnazz out there!

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from trudeau wrote 1 year 32 weeks ago

Big Foot, Zombie, Alien, Werewolf, and a Cyclops.
Seth Trudeau

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from Matt Eckholm wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

A stripper without an STD...those seem pretty rare

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