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December 30, 2011
Top Ten Creatures You Hope To Stumble Across in 2012 - 44
by Benny Spies
Bigfoot, Loch Ness, mermaids, unicorns and dragons... I’ve never seen any of these creatures, and I’ve covered a lot of ground in my day. I’ve even been lost without a camera a few times. You’d think that would have been the perfect time to run into one of these! But, "Nope!", Chuck Testa’d. I’m not lucky enough. Question is what would a guy do? Shoot it? Probably. There are a ton of myths out there, including whatever always swallows up that missing sock. I have no idea. And Da Turdy Point Buck--where’s he livin’? I definitely haven’t seen him and if I did, what would I do? Miss, most likely. So, Happy New Year everyone! Let’s hear what critter you’d like to finally get an encounter with in 2012! Here’s Mine: A Liger! If Napoleon believes--I believe! Write your funniest ideas in the comments section for the chance to win an ASAP Survival Gear Pack. Last week’s Winner Top Ten Christmas Gifts You Hope Fall Out of Santa’s Sleigh 9.) from Buckshott00: A man bag. I don't care what the salesman told you, it's a purse! 8.) from Sven_Katur: A python. 7.) from Johnnie: Reindeer poop. I have three dogs and I pick up three dogs worth of poop all year long. The one gift that I hope Santa doesn't bring me this year is nine reindeer pooping on my lawn. I have enough poop to pick up as it is.
Merry Christmas everybody!..... Johnnie and Family 6.) from pbshooter1217: A gift certificate to the mall, I was their long enough with my girl friend Christmas shopping. 5.) from Fishman24: A$$less Chaps, I just don't need them. 4.) from ishipley: naked Rosie O'Donell quote of the day calender 3.) from JM: Women's Lingerie...it's not the base layer I want to wear hunting. 2.) from Ric Waters: I carved a brook trout and wan't happy with it. My mom pulled it from my scrap heap, painted it, screwed brass hooks in the side and gave it to me for hanging my keys on. 1.) from drake_whisperer: A week long visit from my new mother-in-law...'nuff said...Anyone need company in a duck blind? The lab and I are ready to load up the wagon and peel out of here..... |
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Comments (44)
Big Foot, Zombie, Alien, Werewolf, and a Cyclops.
Seth Trudeau
MANBEARPIG...scariest schnazz out there!
ARTIC SNOW SNAKE {NON-VENOMOUS} the most dangerous of all reptiles though,crawls up your azz and freezes you to death
Benny, I am sure you have one but I want to get the elusive West River Jackalope!
Benny Spies, with the Toaster, at the Outpost Lodge, Pierre, SD. Drinking beer after a great ROOOOSTER hunt!
A record breaking elk.My brother would hate that.
Rudolph....it'll give Santa almost a whole year to find a replacement....
I've been hunting all my life and I still hear rumors of him still out there and if he is I want to take my shot at it. I would love a crack at the Bald-Headed Killer Bear of Claire County.
I'd like to see a buck on the ground with antlers that look every bit as big as (or bigger than) they did through the scope.
An honest politician.
Any politician if I'm loaded for bear!
The elusive hot red-head!
An intelligent and sweet mother-in-law.
The CEO of PETA!
How about all of the deer my friend Ronnie "sees" but lets them go because he knows the 15 pointer is still around... they are definitely mythical creatures although there may be one a few yards from me but I can see them over all of the bullsh#* infront of them....
I'd like to see that Emu walk out of the corn again as I did about 15 years ago on my first ever bow hunt for deer. And it happened not to far from you, a couple miles east of Willow Lake. Apparently it was an escapee from a farm a few miles south of there. Nothing like an exotic animal on an Eastern SD bow hunt.
Maryland Governor drowning in "Big Poop Creek".
An Indianapolis Colt...oh..that's right that season is over...
A huntn' dog thats not a pisser, a digger or a humper!
anything that is albino
I know it wont happen in 2012 but one day I would like to see a viking with a superbowl ring
A unicorn!
the bulletproof muskrat that was living in my pond last year that I somehow missed three times with my 357 mag...
The mythical creature I hope to find this year would be: 'The Perfect Woman'...
One that will do all the house work, cook all the meals, pay all the bills, and knock my socks off in the bedroom. But she will not piss and moan when I spend more time hunting and fishing than I do with her.
If we are talking mythical creatures or things that never happen, a good looking stripper at the Hop, a gun that never misses, Benny Spies buying drinks. Happy New year everyone.
Swamp Thing. Preferably carrying a half naked Adrienne Barbeau. (I'm pretty sure she's still hot). I would definitely shoot unless I couldn't figure out which one was the Thing.
Turducken!! Then maybe Benny and John Madden will come over for dinner.
OK Johnnie, I'll call your Chupacabra and raise you a Jackalope!
Chupacabra.
The deer by brother and 15 year old cousin put 10 12 ga. deer slugs into...
I've been looking for one of these for a while now and I'm hoping that 2012 is the year. I really really want to find me a Benny Spies that can hit the broadside of a barn! Can anyone give me some tips?
That damned snipe. I've been out all night, every night, for three weeks, banging sticks and whistling, and my drinking buddy says he just misses it.
while in the woods with my winchester model 70 30-06 that i got for christmas, i hope to stumble across ingrid e. newkirk (cofounder and president of PETA)
A fartless bird dog.
Wife/boss who encourages me to hunt more.
A two-year-old who will sit still/quiet in a deer stand.
A stripper without an STD...those seem pretty rare
A phurkey...pheasant turkey hybrid....delicious
I'd like to encounter an alien from outer-space while coon hunting. I'm due a rectal exam and I'm sure it would be much better than Obamacare.
Bigfoots wife. I'd shoot a few "semi-tastfull" photos and upload them to hairy women dot com for all to enjoy.
Jabba the hut, it's better than running into my mother in law!
A three-legged deaf and blind eight-pointer
Gustave- the killer crocodile from Burundi.
t-rex
Kelly Pickler in a broken down Vaseline Semi! No shooting but definately a good mount!
The goose from Jack & the Beanstalk that lays the golden eggs (have you seen the price of gold lately?)
A GRIFFIN {virgins are the only food source} thought to be extinct in this region due to starvation.
A kind, caring, loving and warm woman whose not too smart or too talkative with a body like a brick house that really understands me.
How about a list of creatures that I don't want to run into! Rosie O'Donald, Hillary Clinton, anyone from jersey shore.
A Leprechaun with a pot of gold that is about to become mine.
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How about a list of creatures that I don't want to run into! Rosie O'Donald, Hillary Clinton, anyone from jersey shore.
A GRIFFIN {virgins are the only food source} thought to be extinct in this region due to starvation.
I'd like to encounter an alien from outer-space while coon hunting. I'm due a rectal exam and I'm sure it would be much better than Obamacare.
A phurkey...pheasant turkey hybrid....delicious
A fartless bird dog.
Wife/boss who encourages me to hunt more.
A two-year-old who will sit still/quiet in a deer stand.
t-rex
I've been looking for one of these for a while now and I'm hoping that 2012 is the year. I really really want to find me a Benny Spies that can hit the broadside of a barn! Can anyone give me some tips?
The deer by brother and 15 year old cousin put 10 12 ga. deer slugs into...
Chupacabra.
If we are talking mythical creatures or things that never happen, a good looking stripper at the Hop, a gun that never misses, Benny Spies buying drinks. Happy New year everyone.
A unicorn!
An Indianapolis Colt...oh..that's right that season is over...
Maryland Governor drowning in "Big Poop Creek".
How about all of the deer my friend Ronnie "sees" but lets them go because he knows the 15 pointer is still around... they are definitely mythical creatures although there may be one a few yards from me but I can see them over all of the bullsh#* infront of them....
An honest politician.
Any politician if I'm loaded for bear!
The elusive hot red-head!
An intelligent and sweet mother-in-law.
The CEO of PETA!
Rudolph....it'll give Santa almost a whole year to find a replacement....
A record breaking elk.My brother would hate that.
Benny Spies, with the Toaster, at the Outpost Lodge, Pierre, SD. Drinking beer after a great ROOOOSTER hunt!
Benny, I am sure you have one but I want to get the elusive West River Jackalope!
ARTIC SNOW SNAKE {NON-VENOMOUS} the most dangerous of all reptiles though,crawls up your azz and freezes you to death
A Leprechaun with a pot of gold that is about to become mine.
A kind, caring, loving and warm woman whose not too smart or too talkative with a body like a brick house that really understands me.
The goose from Jack & the Beanstalk that lays the golden eggs (have you seen the price of gold lately?)
Kelly Pickler in a broken down Vaseline Semi! No shooting but definately a good mount!
Gustave- the killer crocodile from Burundi.
A three-legged deaf and blind eight-pointer
Jabba the hut, it's better than running into my mother in law!
Bigfoots wife. I'd shoot a few "semi-tastfull" photos and upload them to hairy women dot com for all to enjoy.
while in the woods with my winchester model 70 30-06 that i got for christmas, i hope to stumble across ingrid e. newkirk (cofounder and president of PETA)
That damned snipe. I've been out all night, every night, for three weeks, banging sticks and whistling, and my drinking buddy says he just misses it.
OK Johnnie, I'll call your Chupacabra and raise you a Jackalope!
Turducken!! Then maybe Benny and John Madden will come over for dinner.
Swamp Thing. Preferably carrying a half naked Adrienne Barbeau. (I'm pretty sure she's still hot). I would definitely shoot unless I couldn't figure out which one was the Thing.
The mythical creature I hope to find this year would be: 'The Perfect Woman'...
One that will do all the house work, cook all the meals, pay all the bills, and knock my socks off in the bedroom. But she will not piss and moan when I spend more time hunting and fishing than I do with her.
the bulletproof muskrat that was living in my pond last year that I somehow missed three times with my 357 mag...
I know it wont happen in 2012 but one day I would like to see a viking with a superbowl ring
anything that is albino
A huntn' dog thats not a pisser, a digger or a humper!
I'd like to see that Emu walk out of the corn again as I did about 15 years ago on my first ever bow hunt for deer. And it happened not to far from you, a couple miles east of Willow Lake. Apparently it was an escapee from a farm a few miles south of there. Nothing like an exotic animal on an Eastern SD bow hunt.
I'd like to see a buck on the ground with antlers that look every bit as big as (or bigger than) they did through the scope.
I've been hunting all my life and I still hear rumors of him still out there and if he is I want to take my shot at it. I would love a crack at the Bald-Headed Killer Bear of Claire County.
MANBEARPIG...scariest schnazz out there!
Big Foot, Zombie, Alien, Werewolf, and a Cyclops.
Seth Trudeau
A stripper without an STD...those seem pretty rare
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