Now true enough, I have seen wild turkeys in compromised situations act as if they have no fear of motorists. As a result, it gives some people the wrong idea about the birds we hunt elsewhere in open spaces.
Let me ask you guys, if a driver swerves to avoid a wild turkey, another car stops behind her, and yet a third crashes his 2006 Honda Civic into car number two, is it the gobbler's fault?
"He is just a dumb turkey," the car crash guy--now carpooling and biking we're told--said after the incident. What would you guys say in the turkey's defense?